theGlenn
@theglenn.me
⚽️ Tottenham ‘til they kill me
🏈 Go Pack Go
📍Wisconsin, USA
💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24
We don’t do that here.
🏈 Go Pack Go
📍Wisconsin, USA
💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24
We don’t do that here.
Dropping a dad joke on your father in law is an 11/10 feeling
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Dropping a dad joke on your father in law is an 11/10 feeling
Love my tv advertising a pill that could potentially give me a fatal gooch infection.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Love my tv advertising a pill that could potentially give me a fatal gooch infection.
Today is sports horror. My two least favorite rivalries.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today is sports horror. My two least favorite rivalries.
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
I’ll never forgive the monarchy for making me run an extra 385 feet.
Prior to 1908, the marathon was an even 26 miles. At the 1908 London Olympics, they added another 385 yards just so the runners would go by the royal viewing post.
Since then, a marathon has been 26 miles, 385 yards.
Since then, a marathon has been 26 miles, 385 yards.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’ll never forgive the monarchy for making me run an extra 385 feet.
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Well worth a read. It’s so sad what AI is doing to students’ ability to think for themselves👇
To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Well worth a read. It’s so sad what AI is doing to students’ ability to think for themselves👇
Is Josh Whyle guy eligible @theunpackpod.bsky.social?
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is Josh Whyle guy eligible @theunpackpod.bsky.social?
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I have seen:
- the Giants touchdown
- the missed extra point
I have missed:
- both Packers touchdowns
Looks like I’m watching this one from the toilet, folks.
- the Giants touchdown
- the missed extra point
I have missed:
- both Packers touchdowns
Looks like I’m watching this one from the toilet, folks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I have seen:
- the Giants touchdown
- the missed extra point
I have missed:
- both Packers touchdowns
Looks like I’m watching this one from the toilet, folks.
- the Giants touchdown
- the missed extra point
I have missed:
- both Packers touchdowns
Looks like I’m watching this one from the toilet, folks.
Aaron Mosby used to have two shoulders.
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Aaron Mosby used to have two shoulders.
He understood the assignment.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He understood the assignment.
I may need an MLS team. Especially if NBC fucks up their Premier League coverage.
BREAKING: MLS will come out from behind the separate MLS Season Pass subscription beginning in 2026, per sources.
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS, Apple TV to bring games outside of extra paywall in 2026: Sources
Beginning next season, MLS games will be even more accessible via Apple TV
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I may need an MLS team. Especially if NBC fucks up their Premier League coverage.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Dispiriting nil-nil draw going into the half. All my sports are the same.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dispiriting nil-nil draw going into the half. All my sports are the same.
No longer friends with @hoaagie.bsky.social I hope your farts are more uncomfortable than usual tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
No longer friends with @hoaagie.bsky.social I hope your farts are more uncomfortable than usual tonight.
Bluesky may not have the juice, but it’s had plenty of Edmund Fitzgerald today, and that’s just fine by me.
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Bluesky may not have the juice, but it’s had plenty of Edmund Fitzgerald today, and that’s just fine by me.
Why is this moron on my television when I’m trying to do one of the few things that allows me to forget he exists?
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Why is this moron on my television when I’m trying to do one of the few things that allows me to forget he exists?
Every time I stand up I make sounds like Arnold does when his helmet comes off in Total Recall.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Every time I stand up I make sounds like Arnold does when his helmet comes off in Total Recall.
I’m not mad @tottenhamhotspur.com. I’m just disappointed.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m not mad @tottenhamhotspur.com. I’m just disappointed.
Man, Porro’s having a real stinker, eh?
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Man, Porro’s having a real stinker, eh?
This line judge needs a new barber.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This line judge needs a new barber.
6:15 am. House is quiet and dark. Coffee is brewing. Spurs on in 15 minutes. It’s the weekend, baby.
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
6:15 am. House is quiet and dark. Coffee is brewing. Spurs on in 15 minutes. It’s the weekend, baby.
