Julie
@thefabflamingo.bsky.social
-DMV girlie (she/her)
-Millennial cringe aesthetic
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Julie
@thefabflamingo.bsky.social
· Feb 19
All the neurodivergent mentally ill gays sitting in the fields at RFK’s “wellness farms” because we’re all unmedicated and have executive dysfunction.
Is it a recession indicator that All Things Go tickets are still available and hour and a half after general presale starts?
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is it a recession indicator that All Things Go tickets are still available and hour and a half after general presale starts?
“Katy Perry is the first popstar to go to space” I beg your finest pardon, put some RESPECT on Britney’s name
April 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Katy Perry is the first popstar to go to space” I beg your finest pardon, put some RESPECT on Britney’s name
“Worst Easter ever”- Everyone, including Jesus
The Trump White House insists on using 30,000 real eggs for its Easter celebration despite soaring egg prices and widespread shortages, while millions of Americans struggle to afford or find eggs
April 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“Worst Easter ever”- Everyone, including Jesus
When we are screaming at our congressional leaders to just DO SOMETHING- this is the type of shit we mean. Fight for the people you represent!!! Happy to have Van Hollen representing me- he is almost always on the right side of history and works hard for Maryland residents
Mr. Abrego Garcia was illegally abducted by the Trump Admin and, by their own admission, wrongly deported to El Salvador. He shouldn’t have to spend another second away from his family.
I'm flying to El Salvador tomorrow morning to check on his condition and discuss his return.
I'm flying to El Salvador tomorrow morning to check on his condition and discuss his return.
April 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
When we are screaming at our congressional leaders to just DO SOMETHING- this is the type of shit we mean. Fight for the people you represent!!! Happy to have Van Hollen representing me- he is almost always on the right side of history and works hard for Maryland residents
What’s crazy is Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos are some of the richest men on earth and yet all of them, with all that money at their disposal, are still ugly AF
April 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What’s crazy is Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos are some of the richest men on earth and yet all of them, with all that money at their disposal, are still ugly AF
Cory Booker doing a marathon speech is NOT the same as fillibustering, because he’s only holding the senate chamber from adjorning, not holding up a vote or a nomination. The practice is largely performative- the DNC’s bread and butter 🙃
April 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Cory Booker doing a marathon speech is NOT the same as fillibustering, because he’s only holding the senate chamber from adjorning, not holding up a vote or a nomination. The practice is largely performative- the DNC’s bread and butter 🙃
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My kid, after playing as a murderer and getting killed by a sheriff in a roblox game: The sheriff just shot me! I guess that means they’re the REAL murderers.
The kids are alright.
The kids are alright.
March 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My kid, after playing as a murderer and getting killed by a sheriff in a roblox game: The sheriff just shot me! I guess that means they’re the REAL murderers.
The kids are alright.
The kids are alright.
I’m not just the opposite of anti-vax, I want DOUBLE of all the vaccines, just to be sure
March 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m not just the opposite of anti-vax, I want DOUBLE of all the vaccines, just to be sure
So like… Dave is totally fucking his sister, right? Because why else does he constantly go on about her and her disapproving?? #loveisblind
February 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So like… Dave is totally fucking his sister, right? Because why else does he constantly go on about her and her disapproving?? #loveisblind
Attn all government employees:
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets on your favorite animal and cc your manager.
Be specific and PLEASE include pictures, videos, and attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets on your favorite animal and cc your manager.
Be specific and PLEASE include pictures, videos, and attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.
February 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Attn all government employees:
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets on your favorite animal and cc your manager.
Be specific and PLEASE include pictures, videos, and attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets on your favorite animal and cc your manager.
Be specific and PLEASE include pictures, videos, and attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.
Kind of wild to have a president call himself a king- the last guy who said he was the king of this place got his tea dumped in the harbor and a war waged against him, and he was an ocean away…
February 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Kind of wild to have a president call himself a king- the last guy who said he was the king of this place got his tea dumped in the harbor and a war waged against him, and he was an ocean away…
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I hate to get political on here but... *screams*
February 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I hate to get political on here but... *screams*
Found out there’s an organization where you can bake and deliver birthday cakes to foster kids and honestly, I can’t think of a better way to honor the birthdays of loved ones who have passed than to bake a cake for a kid’s birthday in their memory 🥺🤍
February 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Found out there’s an organization where you can bake and deliver birthday cakes to foster kids and honestly, I can’t think of a better way to honor the birthdays of loved ones who have passed than to bake a cake for a kid’s birthday in their memory 🥺🤍
All the neurodivergent mentally ill gays sitting in the fields at RFK’s “wellness farms” because we’re all unmedicated and have executive dysfunction.
February 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
All the neurodivergent mentally ill gays sitting in the fields at RFK’s “wellness farms” because we’re all unmedicated and have executive dysfunction.
No one can convince me Mason didn’t come on Love is Blind with the intention of starting an OF or becoming a Quinn voice actor. Walmart Joe Alwyn is working that vocal fry
February 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
No one can convince me Mason didn’t come on Love is Blind with the intention of starting an OF or becoming a Quinn voice actor. Walmart Joe Alwyn is working that vocal fry
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
@brianissometimes.bsky.social said Andy Reid looks like the lorax and I can’t unsee it
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@brianissometimes.bsky.social said Andy Reid looks like the lorax and I can’t unsee it
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Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do.
Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.
Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do.
Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.
Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.
Come home Jack Schlossberg, the mentally ill bisexuals on social media miss you
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Come home Jack Schlossberg, the mentally ill bisexuals on social media miss you
Anyways, GO BIRDS 🙄
Op-Ed: Travis Kelce decided to reinforce the status quo by saying it will be an “honor” to have Donald Trump watch him play in the Super Bowl. But now is not the time to show respect to the office of the President of the United States as he does not seem to respect many of the citizens he governs. ⤵️
No Travis Kelce, It's Not an ‘Honor’ to Have Trump Watch You Play Football
Now is actually not the time to be respectful to the office of the President of the United States.
www.teenvogue.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Anyways, GO BIRDS 🙄
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Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
Sounds like its time for us to find one of those “good guys with a gun”
Education Department employees have been placed on leave for attending diversity training. Meanwhile, Republicans have introduced a bill to eliminate the Department of Education.
February 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sounds like its time for us to find one of those “good guys with a gun”