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In honor of International Men’s Day, this is where the men are. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
In honor of International Men’s Day, this is where the men are. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
It’s starting to ripen. One and a half years and I may have finally grown one (1) habanero pepper.
(There’s another on the same stem, after which I will have grown two (2) habaneros)
(There’s another on the same stem, after which I will have grown two (2) habaneros)
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s starting to ripen. One and a half years and I may have finally grown one (1) habanero pepper.
(There’s another on the same stem, after which I will have grown two (2) habaneros)
(There’s another on the same stem, after which I will have grown two (2) habaneros)
Got these on sale, no clue what I was getting into, what the fuck does “sunshine” taste like. Turns out—knock off Baja Blast. Pretty good.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Got these on sale, no clue what I was getting into, what the fuck does “sunshine” taste like. Turns out—knock off Baja Blast. Pretty good.
he's really living out his favorite film
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9l...
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
he's really living out his favorite film
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9l...
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
This is from last night apparently.
What a dumb fucking bastard.
Like, who is this incapable of learning
Does this man just have a bundle of neurons totally burned into place, bouncing around in his skull, like an LLM that gets concussions forever.
What a dumb fucking bastard.
Like, who is this incapable of learning
Does this man just have a bundle of neurons totally burned into place, bouncing around in his skull, like an LLM that gets concussions forever.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is from last night apparently.
What a dumb fucking bastard.
Like, who is this incapable of learning
Does this man just have a bundle of neurons totally burned into place, bouncing around in his skull, like an LLM that gets concussions forever.
What a dumb fucking bastard.
Like, who is this incapable of learning
Does this man just have a bundle of neurons totally burned into place, bouncing around in his skull, like an LLM that gets concussions forever.
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Filled with a sudden urge to besiege Vienna
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Filled with a sudden urge to besiege Vienna
CNN doing the thing desperately at the last minute
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
CNN doing the thing desperately at the last minute
Whoever lost the large pepperoni in the Wegman’s parklng lot, I found your large pepperoni; if you should still want it, the weather is cool, so it has been naturally refrigerated
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Whoever lost the large pepperoni in the Wegman’s parklng lot, I found your large pepperoni; if you should still want it, the weather is cool, so it has been naturally refrigerated
Well, I can see how that ended up on clearance.
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well, I can see how that ended up on clearance.
They’re doing this EU4 thing in real life
October 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
They’re doing this EU4 thing in real life
If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokemon
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokemon
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
That's right -- we started with yogurt enemas and ended up at Mar-A-Lago. That's how you know it's a bad place. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 14/
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That's right -- we started with yogurt enemas and ended up at Mar-A-Lago. That's how you know it's a bad place. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 14/
Merriweather Post ended up the wealthiest woman in the United States. She was largely known for her philanthropy, but of particular salience in this time is one of the residences she had built: Mar-A-Lago. 13/
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Merriweather Post ended up the wealthiest woman in the United States. She was largely known for her philanthropy, but of particular salience in this time is one of the residences she had built: Mar-A-Lago. 13/
His sole daughter, Marjorie Merriweather Post, inherited the owner after Post's death, in 1914, right before two major events that demanded large quantities of preserved, ready-to-eat foods: World War I and II. 12/
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
His sole daughter, Marjorie Merriweather Post, inherited the owner after Post's death, in 1914, right before two major events that demanded large quantities of preserved, ready-to-eat foods: World War I and II. 12/
The surgery didn't help either. C.W. Post still suffered from stomach pain and ended up killing himself. 11/
October 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The surgery didn't help either. C.W. Post still suffered from stomach pain and ended up killing himself. 11/
Post later developed appendicitis. He clearly wasn't able to cure it with grape nuts and instead was rushed via non-stop train from California to the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota where he was operated on. 10/
October 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Post later developed appendicitis. He clearly wasn't able to cure it with grape nuts and instead was rushed via non-stop train from California to the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota where he was operated on. 10/
Post advertised that grape-nuts could cure appendicitis. Collier's wrote an expose questioning the claim, and Post sued for libel. Post lost the case. Though he did manage to squeeze out of the $50,000 fine, he stopped the wonder cure claims. 9/
October 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Post advertised that grape-nuts could cure appendicitis. Collier's wrote an expose questioning the claim, and Post sued for libel. Post lost the case. Though he did manage to squeeze out of the $50,000 fine, he stopped the wonder cure claims. 9/
Post was convinced his reoccuring mental breakdowns had something to do with digestion and visited the Battle Creek Sanitarium. Then *poof* Post too became a breakfast cereal manufacturer. The Kelloggs accused Post of stealing their recipes. 8/
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Post was convinced his reoccuring mental breakdowns had something to do with digestion and visited the Battle Creek Sanitarium. Then *poof* Post too became a breakfast cereal manufacturer. The Kelloggs accused Post of stealing their recipes. 8/
Another one of these attendees was Charles William Post. He worked as a farm implement manufacturer for a decade before having a mental breakdown. He then tried his hand at real estate development before that got to him too. 7/
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Another one of these attendees was Charles William Post. He worked as a farm implement manufacturer for a decade before having a mental breakdown. He then tried his hand at real estate development before that got to him too. 7/