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8 feet tall, 140lbs.
Look at her feet. Disgusting!
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Max Scherzer showing every other 40 year old that we still got it. We are still relevant, our hair is actually thicker than ever before.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Hey boss, I posted that side by side that shows how shitty and fat Kershaw has gotten”

“Great, thanks-wait, what?”
One last ride for Clayton Kershaw 🐐
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you’re about to have sex on a penis tonight, a fun thing you could say is “tonight I’m gonna mash your monster” and then, like, stick it in?
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’ve been outside.
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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It's still the newsletter, and absolutely some of the best subscription money you can spend anywhere.
May 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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University of Alaska reports four international students have had visas revoked without notice, reports Corinne Smith of @alaskabeacon.com: alaskabeacon.com/2025/04/14/u...
University of Alaska reports four international students have had visas revoked without notice | Alaska Beacon
The Trump administration revoked the visas of four international students at the University of Alaska Anchorage, without notice.
alaskabeacon.com
April 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s funny to send your wife to space.
April 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Enjoy
April 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It’s so fucking sick that the only legal response to seeing photos and videos of hundreds of mangled Palestinian kids slaughtered by the IOF is to bow deeply and say “incredible shot, you’re so brave, also you invented hummus”
April 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hate my country
aclu.org ACLU @aclu.org · Apr 11
BREAKING: An immigration court determined our client Mahmoud Khalil to be removable from the U.S. based solely on his political speech.

The fight isn't over — we'll keep fighting for Mahmoud's freedom and all of our First Amendment rights in federal court.
April 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
BREAKING: LA Dodgers and Netanyahu are both at the White House today to formally reaffirm their partnership and coordinate strategies.
April 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yeah so, what happened was apparently home security system ads featured too many white burglars so now we don’t have social security.
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They’re calling the Pitt the best show on tv. I’m “they”
March 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Baseball is here again
March 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.
ICE raid in NJ nets two kebab shop owners here since 2008, have American children and grandchildren; their application for permanent residence, they say, has been under adjudication since 2016. Why are people like this being singled out for arrest other than raw bigotry? patch.com/new-jersey/h...
Support Surges For Haddon Twp. Restaurant Owners Detained By ICE
The husband and wife own and operate Jersey Kebab. Their green card applications are still pending after 9 years, according to their family.
patch.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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a democratic senator and members of the board at the university aided and abetted mahmoud khalil's arrest
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Some things I saw this week. Enjoy.
February 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If Kevin Hart isn’t in a sportsbook commercial it is because Kevin Hart is dead.
February 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Forgive me, a horse recently kicked me in the head so I’m feeling a bit unsteady, but I think our patriotic businesses won’t pass on the tariff costs to us.
February 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social you guys need to cover this film in Christmas town pod. One of the main characters is the owner/operator of a Christmas museum.
December 23, 2024 at 5:22 AM