If I roast this meal anymore it might actually become appetizing.

I finally understand why little black ladies always questioned me being white before I took a DNA test. This doesn't need a DNA test, it's from a cave in the Caucasus. Probably where it was sitting since the start of the Ice Age.

The mashed potatoes are so dry Ben Shapiro must have flirted with them. Is that stuffing or shaming? And that weird dish in the corner, slightly cropped out, did somebody bring the chipped wannabe ham from the prison system? About the only thing with heart is the canned cranberry sauce.

I haven't done a video in months, for some reason my views have been doing amazing. Sadly I am still demonetized because of YouTube not understanding Red Sea Pirate History vs. supporting modern terrorism.

@profanity.accountant

There is also the Laconia incident which involved our commanders and aircrews messing up. bsky.app/profile/thec...

Some historian friends and I once did it with the Netflix Pirate "documentary." We only made it through one and a half episodes on historically inaccurate statements only before we were completely gone and worse we had to wake up the next morning to give a school presentation.

"The person who issued the order to attack and the aircraft commander who carried it out are both prima facie guilty of a war crime."

The Naval War College series International Law Studies, Volume 65, Targeting Enemy Merchant Shipping, Chapter 3 (examining the Laconia Incident)