We used to play make belive so we could fight epic battles, save princesses, and be heros. Now, we play make believe in order to make others think we are sane, reasonable, self-respecting adults so we can earn just enough to make it another week

Anyone else notice how the new US post trucks look like someone startled them?

You ever interact with someone, and in the back of your mind you are asking the gods "why was this the condom that broke?"

Today is one of those days, where when my eyes first opened, my body and brain both said "fuck, I'm too old for this shit."

Working mithers day so my boss can go to the cemetery and chill with her mom. Was thinking of bringing mine to work, but I don't think my customers would appreciate my dark humor

I love good art, love it even more when the artist uses alt text, because I personally won’t share their works if they don’t. Regardless of how awesome I may think they are.

🥹👉🏽👈🏽

*Taps the Final Fantasy Tactics sign*
Hope you get paid soon 😓

What do you know that’s my favorite sound too 🤭🤭😏

This is such a beautiful piece

Trying to figure out where my adhd ends and my fostercare induced trauma begins. So hard half my life after the fact

Realizing i need to buy a six pack and lock my keys up in order to get my workspace cleaned up