TheCenci
@thecenci.bsky.social
Columnist for The Anfield Wrap, Ripperologist, Sherlock: Adler to Amberley host, Fundraising Manager, Scouse but Norfolk based, professional amateur, autistic, tired. ‘A man of the world’ - Elis James
Yeah, that’s me lot.
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Yeah, that’s me lot.
I left over 8,000 followers on X.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I left over 8,000 followers on X.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
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Never forget this legendary Gemma Collins interview
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Never forget this legendary Gemma Collins interview
Maybe have a look at the term ‘British born’ and ‘immigration’ and think about definitions?
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Maybe have a look at the term ‘British born’ and ‘immigration’ and think about definitions?
I mean, I know long throw ins are in vogue but I’d be hard pushed to lob something into the Villa end from the Kop.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I mean, I know long throw ins are in vogue but I’d be hard pushed to lob something into the Villa end from the Kop.
That was my first Anfield game of the season.
Is the searching everyone a regular thing now? Never experienced that at a home game.
Is the searching everyone a regular thing now? Never experienced that at a home game.
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That was my first Anfield game of the season.
Is the searching everyone a regular thing now? Never experienced that at a home game.
Is the searching everyone a regular thing now? Never experienced that at a home game.
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Szobo was everywhere. At one point he was sat next to me on the sofa.
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Szobo was everywhere. At one point he was sat next to me on the sofa.
What also struck me is that the groups were behind the manager tonight. Hearty renditions of his songs.
Felt like common sense won.
Felt like common sense won.
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What also struck me is that the groups were behind the manager tonight. Hearty renditions of his songs.
Felt like common sense won.
Felt like common sense won.
Anfield highlights:
A ton of pressing
The Championship winning midfield
Robbo
Szob
@knoxharrington.bsky.social ‘s coat.
All were great tonight.
A ton of pressing
The Championship winning midfield
Robbo
Szob
@knoxharrington.bsky.social ‘s coat.
All were great tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anfield highlights:
A ton of pressing
The Championship winning midfield
Robbo
Szob
@knoxharrington.bsky.social ‘s coat.
All were great tonight.
A ton of pressing
The Championship winning midfield
Robbo
Szob
@knoxharrington.bsky.social ‘s coat.
All were great tonight.
Always think Anfield is at its best when we have a bad run and the sense of entitlement and sulking gives way to ‘Fuck this!’
Everyone needs to perform tonight.
Everyone needs to perform tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Always think Anfield is at its best when we have a bad run and the sense of entitlement and sulking gives way to ‘Fuck this!’
Everyone needs to perform tonight.
Everyone needs to perform tonight.
Two Manics songs in the opening titles of Flog It.
Bet they feel they’ve arrived now.
Bet they feel they’ve arrived now.
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Two Manics songs in the opening titles of Flog It.
Bet they feel they’ve arrived now.
Bet they feel they’ve arrived now.
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It gets better.
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It gets better.
…
Isn’t it about time you made peace with the ginger norwegian? If I can manage it with Rodgers etc…
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
…
A glorious night for all
Steven Gerrard scored for Liverpool when the Reds beat Bordeaux 3-0 at Anfield on 31 October 2006. Luis Garcia bagged the other two goals.
Fernando Menegazzo headbutted John Arne Riise in the second half and Bordeaux were reduced to 10 men.
Fernando Menegazzo headbutted John Arne Riise in the second half and Bordeaux were reduced to 10 men.
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A glorious night for all
Today I have decided to significantly reduce my interactions with the general public.
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Today I have decided to significantly reduce my interactions with the general public.
None of this matters.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
None of this matters.
262/365
Never heard of them but I loved them. Really upbeat and jolly. A nod from here.
Never heard of them but I loved them. Really upbeat and jolly. A nod from here.
262/365 Two Door Cinema Club 'Tourist History'
I can imagine these being great live. It's that bouncy sort of indie with a really good tune that sounds brilliant in a field with the sun shining.
I can see this getting a lot more plays from me.
I can imagine these being great live. It's that bouncy sort of indie with a really good tune that sounds brilliant in a field with the sun shining.
I can see this getting a lot more plays from me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
262/365
Never heard of them but I loved them. Really upbeat and jolly. A nod from here.
Never heard of them but I loved them. Really upbeat and jolly. A nod from here.
261/365
Again, really nice but I have no affinity to it. Just unrelatable.
Nice though.
Again, really nice but I have no affinity to it. Just unrelatable.
Nice though.
261/365 Jason Isbell 'Southeastern'
Many years ago I introduced a mate of mine to Steve Earle. He's returned the favour by pointing me towards this lad (who a couple of other folk have mentioned as well).
He's always had excellent taste in music and it's nice to know he hasn't lost his touch.
Many years ago I introduced a mate of mine to Steve Earle. He's returned the favour by pointing me towards this lad (who a couple of other folk have mentioned as well).
He's always had excellent taste in music and it's nice to know he hasn't lost his touch.
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
261/365
Again, really nice but I have no affinity to it. Just unrelatable.
Nice though.
Again, really nice but I have no affinity to it. Just unrelatable.
Nice though.
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It's all performative nonsense for clicks. I don't understand 'watchalongs' and why anyone would voluntarily join one. The only entertainment value is from opposition fans when things are going shit. Clicks and clicks though, and revenue is revenue. Probably earn more from failure than success.
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It's all performative nonsense for clicks. I don't understand 'watchalongs' and why anyone would voluntarily join one. The only entertainment value is from opposition fans when things are going shit. Clicks and clicks though, and revenue is revenue. Probably earn more from failure than success.
I wonder what would happen. It’d be disastrous. More tickets, fewer corporates, loads of new grounds/aways, strong support … hang on!
Relegate us pls
Just some boss Tele Reds (Crystal Palace Edition)
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I wonder what would happen. It’d be disastrous. More tickets, fewer corporates, loads of new grounds/aways, strong support … hang on!
Redmen aside it’s a wool fest.
And I mean ‘wool’ pejoratively here.
You support your team more when they’re struggling.
Big chair pricks.
And I mean ‘wool’ pejoratively here.
You support your team more when they’re struggling.
Big chair pricks.
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Redmen aside it’s a wool fest.
And I mean ‘wool’ pejoratively here.
You support your team more when they’re struggling.
Big chair pricks.
And I mean ‘wool’ pejoratively here.
You support your team more when they’re struggling.
Big chair pricks.
Spoilt, entitled twats.
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Spoilt, entitled twats.
Two things
1) Fuck off
2) Do so repeatedly
1) Fuck off
2) Do so repeatedly
I’m sure you’re well RESTED time to make the call NOW #LFC
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Two things
1) Fuck off
2) Do so repeatedly
1) Fuck off
2) Do so repeatedly
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I also think you owe it to the kids on the pitch to stay. It's a moment that they and their families have spent a lifetime building towards. Stay and support them - we're all in the same Liverpool family.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I also think you owe it to the kids on the pitch to stay. It's a moment that they and their families have spent a lifetime building towards. Stay and support them - we're all in the same Liverpool family.