I’ll stop posting literary thirst traps when I stop looking this hot in writing books this dope

Happy October 1st, everyone! Or as they say in Japan, ‘October 2nd’

When Drac gets a new toy, he insists on bringing it on walks with us

I’m Slim Shady
Yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadies
Are just imitating

Weird coincidence but I watched a CRIMINAL MINDS episode last night where a woman named ‘Feinstein’ was murdered

*Wakes up in a grimy warehouse with a bear trap locked around my head*

Jigsaw: Would you like to play a game?

Me: What is this, let me go—

Jigsaw: The key to that trap is…at a cocktail party where you only know one other person.

Me: *dies*

Now in stock at my store—a limited quantity of KILL THE HUNTER signed paperbacks.

bryansmithhorror.bigcartel.com/product/kill...

You know how I know you’re an amateur? You think people will still buy a book if all the ratings are 5 stars

Excited to announce Mister Mxyzptlk and I have squashed our long-running beef after he tricked me into saying my name backwards ("Nairb Namsa") and boy, that does not feel good AT ALL

My occult horror novella OUR BLACK HEARTS BEAT AS ONE drops one month from today, preorder yours now: https://linktr.ee/brianasman

Re-branding as a deranged Dionysian sex God*

*Wrote a book where two characters kiss briefly

Happy birthday to the legendary Stephen King! What’s YOUR favorite SK book? Mine’s THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE

Bleep to the bloop. Just finished up @thebrianasman.bsky.social's book Jailbroke. Brian continues to entertain. Looking forward to Our Black Hearts Beat As One. And possibly getting that sweet new cover on Nunchuck City.

And now back to our regularly scheduled reading of A Woman Built by Man.

When you been holding onto the One Ring too long

Next up, Our Black Hearts Beast as One by @thebrianasman.bsky.social

First review of my upcoming novella OUR BLACK HEARTS BEAT AS ONE dropped this week and it’s a great one!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88GcKn7/