Brad Preston
@thebradpreston.bsky.social
FUN FACT: Bugs Bunny’s middle name is The.
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
FUN FACT: Bugs Bunny’s middle name is The.
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Bill Hicks nailed it over 30 years ago:
"Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret."
"Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret."
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Bill Hicks nailed it over 30 years ago:
"Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret."
"Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret."
BREAKING: Turning Point USA announces lineup for its “All-American Super Bowl Halftime Show.”
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
BREAKING: Turning Point USA announces lineup for its “All-American Super Bowl Halftime Show.”
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Right now it would be great if Jimmy Carter were alive to speak out against this madness. We could also really use Bill Clinton and Barack Obama's leadership on this. Too bad they're not around anymore, either.
January 25, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Right now it would be great if Jimmy Carter were alive to speak out against this madness. We could also really use Bill Clinton and Barack Obama's leadership on this. Too bad they're not around anymore, either.
I have been radicalized. No more “blue no matter who” for me. I will not support any candidate for president in 2028 whose default platform isn’t “Nuremberg trials and executions.”
If we make it to 2028.
If we make it to 2028.
January 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I have been radicalized. No more “blue no matter who” for me. I will not support any candidate for president in 2028 whose default platform isn’t “Nuremberg trials and executions.”
If we make it to 2028.
If we make it to 2028.
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ICYMI, it's only okay to carry a gun to a protest if you're Kyle Rittenhouse.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
ICYMI, it's only okay to carry a gun to a protest if you're Kyle Rittenhouse.
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I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’ve never seen Gestapo Führer Gregory Bovino and Lord Farquaad in the same room at the same time.
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’ve never seen Gestapo Führer Gregory Bovino and Lord Farquaad in the same room at the same time.
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’ve never seen Med Student Ogilvie from “The Pitt” and young Michael Stipe of R.E.M. in the same room at the same time.
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’ve never seen Med Student Ogilvie from “The Pitt” and young Michael Stipe of R.E.M. in the same room at the same time.
Thumper’s mom said, “If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.” With that in mind, what’s everyone having for dinner tonight?
'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68
Cartoonist Scott Adams has died after a battle with prostate cancer.
www.tmz.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Thumper’s mom said, “If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.” With that in mind, what’s everyone having for dinner tonight?
Conversations the past four months:
NORMIE: “My wife died last night in her sleep. It was sudden. I’m devastated. How do I even go on without her?”
RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN: “I don’t remember you being this upset when Charlie got killed.”
NORMIE: “My wife died last night in her sleep. It was sudden. I’m devastated. How do I even go on without her?”
RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN: “I don’t remember you being this upset when Charlie got killed.”
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Conversations the past four months:
NORMIE: “My wife died last night in her sleep. It was sudden. I’m devastated. How do I even go on without her?”
RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN: “I don’t remember you being this upset when Charlie got killed.”
NORMIE: “My wife died last night in her sleep. It was sudden. I’m devastated. How do I even go on without her?”
RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN: “I don’t remember you being this upset when Charlie got killed.”
And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
“Here’s to the new year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one, and may we all be home before she’s over.”
—Col. Sherman T. Potter (Harry Morgan), “M*A*S*H”
—Col. Sherman T. Potter (Harry Morgan), “M*A*S*H”
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
“Here’s to the new year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one, and may we all be home before she’s over.”
—Col. Sherman T. Potter (Harry Morgan), “M*A*S*H”
—Col. Sherman T. Potter (Harry Morgan), “M*A*S*H”
The same people who got others fired for accurately quoting Charlie Kirk after he was murdered are now, with impunity, creating and spreading false Rob Reiner quotes and baselessly branding him a pedophile in order to justify their glee over his murder.
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The same people who got others fired for accurately quoting Charlie Kirk after he was murdered are now, with impunity, creating and spreading false Rob Reiner quotes and baselessly branding him a pedophile in order to justify their glee over his murder.
Evangelical conservatives are some of the most despicable cunts on this planet. I said what I said.
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Evangelical conservatives are some of the most despicable cunts on this planet. I said what I said.
In an effort to justify their own glee over the murder of Rob Reiner, MAGA is all over social media spreading a vile lie that Reiner cheered on Charlie Kirk's murder.
Don't let them get away with it.
Don't let them get away with it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
In an effort to justify their own glee over the murder of Rob Reiner, MAGA is all over social media spreading a vile lie that Reiner cheered on Charlie Kirk's murder.
Don't let them get away with it.
Don't let them get away with it.
It took an embarrassing amount of decades for me to realize how filthy the lyrics to “Walk This Way” are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It took an embarrassing amount of decades for me to realize how filthy the lyrics to “Walk This Way” are.
The moral of 2025: if you ever get caught on video calling black people the n-word (adults OR children), Christian MAGAts will send you hundreds of thousands of dollars on GiveSendGo.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The moral of 2025: if you ever get caught on video calling black people the n-word (adults OR children), Christian MAGAts will send you hundreds of thousands of dollars on GiveSendGo.
George Clooney followed Nancy McKeon into Supercuts one day in 1985 and said, “I’ll have what she’s having.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
George Clooney followed Nancy McKeon into Supercuts one day in 1985 and said, “I’ll have what she’s having.”
Is it unwoke of me to want to speak to a customer service agent who speaks English fluently enough to understand what the fuck I’m telling and asking them?
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is it unwoke of me to want to speak to a customer service agent who speaks English fluently enough to understand what the fuck I’m telling and asking them?
I sincerly hope Congresswoman lhan Omar has excellent security, because the president of the United States just put a bounty on her head.
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I sincerly hope Congresswoman lhan Omar has excellent security, because the president of the United States just put a bounty on her head.
I see the president used the r-slur against one of his political opponents during his Thanksgiving message. You know, just like Jesus would do.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I see the president used the r-slur against one of his political opponents during his Thanksgiving message. You know, just like Jesus would do.
I just started a new band and christened it using discarded portions of names from other musical acts. I hope you enjoy Doggy Cougar Transit Authority.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I just started a new band and christened it using discarded portions of names from other musical acts. I hope you enjoy Doggy Cougar Transit Authority.
I once had a six-hour surgery to have all my remaining teeth pulled, and that was a lot more pleasant and a lot less cumbersome than the experience I just had shutting down my Xfinity account.
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I once had a six-hour surgery to have all my remaining teeth pulled, and that was a lot more pleasant and a lot less cumbersome than the experience I just had shutting down my Xfinity account.