Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor
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It is a hidden test of love how annoyed vs delighted you are to hear them tell the joke, the story, the fact they've told many times before
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It is a hidden test of love how annoyed vs delighted you are to hear them tell the joke, the story, the fact they've told many times before
Hey I was gonna drop stuff off is that alright?
Me: *have not moved in 3 days* yeah I'll actually be around then no worries
Me: *have not moved in 3 days* yeah I'll actually be around then no worries
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Hey I was gonna drop stuff off is that alright?
Me: *have not moved in 3 days* yeah I'll actually be around then no worries
Me: *have not moved in 3 days* yeah I'll actually be around then no worries
Banned from Pike Place Market for playing megaphone Smash or Pass
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Banned from Pike Place Market for playing megaphone Smash or Pass
Colombo is resurgent as a media property because the people yearn for more Disco Elysium
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Colombo is resurgent as a media property because the people yearn for more Disco Elysium
If I had magic powers I'd make people immortal but only if it would piss them off
January 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
If I had magic powers I'd make people immortal but only if it would piss them off
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I think my favorite sci-fi trope is using lethal radiation exposure as a countdown, like you can have total cell death minus 15 seconds and then live an amazing life that isn't melting in a test tube with 2 hairs
January 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I think my favorite sci-fi trope is using lethal radiation exposure as a countdown, like you can have total cell death minus 15 seconds and then live an amazing life that isn't melting in a test tube with 2 hairs
Sorry I didn't post for a minute, got arrested for selling air fresheners that "legally" look like disability plaques
January 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Sorry I didn't post for a minute, got arrested for selling air fresheners that "legally" look like disability plaques
Will be snoozing social media shortly to avoid any spoilers about which year they pick tonight
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Will be snoozing social media shortly to avoid any spoilers about which year they pick tonight
Moving like Gregor Samsa sans health insurance
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Moving like Gregor Samsa sans health insurance
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Buddhist statistician: consider the heap of rice. take away a single billion-
December 26, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Buddhist statistician: consider the heap of rice. take away a single billion-
Have you considered Plato's cave is rent controlled?
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Have you considered Plato's cave is rent controlled?
Seattle driving:
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Seattle driving:
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection
I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often
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Hypervigilance? Oh that's cool. I'm on the ultravigilance now but I'm glad you're comfortable missing a few things
December 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Hypervigilance? Oh that's cool. I'm on the ultravigilance now but I'm glad you're comfortable missing a few things
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When a Redguard says something so Cloud District you hit him with the "1000 bounty removed from Whiterun" stare
December 18, 2024 at 10:04 AM
When a Redguard says something so Cloud District you hit him with the "1000 bounty removed from Whiterun" stare
In Seattle you can achieve the "Noah's Polycule," with two of every kind of animal
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In Seattle you can achieve the "Noah's Polycule," with two of every kind of animal
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Was Howl's moving castle originally designed as a Nazi superweapon
December 13, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Was Howl's moving castle originally designed as a Nazi superweapon
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And to Jonathan, my eldest son, I leave my Spotify playlists, and a lifes work on that which slaps
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 AM
And to Jonathan, my eldest son, I leave my Spotify playlists, and a lifes work on that which slaps
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Me inventing lifesaving EMDR therapy:
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
December 7, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Me inventing lifesaving EMDR therapy:
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao
(taking Adderall) Time for some German courage
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
(taking Adderall) Time for some German courage
Zelda is honestly crazy imagine seeing a guy in the forest killing squirrels and then checking them for dollars
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Zelda is honestly crazy imagine seeing a guy in the forest killing squirrels and then checking them for dollars
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I'm not "stealing" anything, I'm a techpriest and I'm blessing these catalytic converters
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I'm not "stealing" anything, I'm a techpriest and I'm blessing these catalytic converters
to make sure my last words are good whenever I get so much as a slight cold I will be repeating catchphrases incessantly
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
to make sure my last words are good whenever I get so much as a slight cold I will be repeating catchphrases incessantly
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if you explained your "arcs" to Sigmund Freud he would die of a heart attack
November 27, 2023 at 3:39 AM
if you explained your "arcs" to Sigmund Freud he would die of a heart attack
Banned from hosting Miss Universe after eating the envelope and announcing "All women are equally beautiful"
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Banned from hosting Miss Universe after eating the envelope and announcing "All women are equally beautiful"
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When you have one Adderall left so you just carry it around like Jack Sparrow's pistol with one shot
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
When you have one Adderall left so you just carry it around like Jack Sparrow's pistol with one shot