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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 3d

i'm just a girl (37 year old man)

Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 3d

Spotify needs a cool new feature for when you have to look up a song to find out it's ai there's a button that sends an electric shock to the CEO and the uploader

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Oct 15

Imagine, honey, our little podunk go nowhere town, graced with a Spirit Halloween

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Oct 13

*hitting on women outside Harbor Freight*

Hey girl, I heard you could use a cheap, unreliable tool

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 7d

Nice

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 9d

French nonbinary people be like they oui

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 9d

*hungover Chicago zookeeper awakening with horror*

I've been hacked

All my apes, gone

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 11d

On that Benjamin Button diet

The older I get the more it's chips and candy

Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 11d

Lifehack: I put an Adderall in a piece of gum and swallowed it and now I don't have to sleep for 7 years

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 12d

As an evolutionary biologist, every day I take a probiotic and antibiotic, and make em fight

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 12d

I wonder if a Buddha ever got enlightened to spite somebody

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 14d

Drive thrus are so funny

"Yeah I brought my two ton high chair do you mind if I grab a little snacky snack"

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 15d

trauma loop? I think you mean the Eternal Recurrence

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 16d

Accidentally got wheat bread instead of white I'm gonna die of vitamin poisoning

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 16d

I think the Postmaster General should get a gun

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Sep 21

Lots of people talk about being the smart kid and melting down when you go to college, but imagine going to a party and for the first time you're the least funny person there

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 22d

Got my vaccines but it was a Hercules situation where I didn't get the last drop so still not autistic

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Sep 21

Marcus Aurelius wouldn't have had trouble getting out of bed if they had Taco Bell breakfast back then

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 28d

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‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw

Tonight a guy from Enumclaw reported that, for what it’s worth, it actually happened in Unincorporated King County. “It actually happened about five miles north of Enumclaw, not in Enumclaw p…

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 28d

I have received new information that the Enumclaw horse enthusiast was slated to testify against Boeing

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 29d

Just finished my hypnosis magnum opus, How To Win Friends and Influence People Without Them Noticing

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Sep 19

Hell is empty and all the devils are queer

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Sep 17

Down with the boys at the frat house playing a game of Marco No Homo

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Sep 18

Taking pictures and reverse image searching them to check if I'm in the simulation

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Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · Sep 15

The purpose of a jello wrestling pit is what it does

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