Bopper
@thebopper.bsky.social
Peter Venkman is my spirit animal... Nigh-Invulnerable While Blastin'
Every time I look at the Seahawks/Panthers game, the thing that just saw happen apparently never happened.
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Every time I look at the Seahawks/Panthers game, the thing that just saw happen apparently never happened.
When did Eddie Vedder start dressing like Ash Ketchum?
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When did Eddie Vedder start dressing like Ash Ketchum?
I really hope the police caught that Pop-Tart.
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I really hope the police caught that Pop-Tart.
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do you think the Pop-Tart who escaped deserves to live?
sound off in the replies
sound off in the replies
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
do you think the Pop-Tart who escaped deserves to live?
sound off in the replies
sound off in the replies
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
Just going to assume that Carsen Ryan is 33 years old with a mortgage and four kids.
December 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just going to assume that Carsen Ryan is 33 years old with a mortgage and four kids.
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
The Ghost of Christmas Future
December 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Ghost of Christmas Future
They should know no peace, frankly.
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
They should know no peace, frankly.
Someone let this man go to the store on his own… and he brought the basket home, because, “they said you had to pay for bags.” Flawless logic.
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Someone let this man go to the store on his own… and he brought the basket home, because, “they said you had to pay for bags.” Flawless logic.
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
How are they supposed to play with that giant tree on the field?!?!?
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How are they supposed to play with that giant tree on the field?!?!?
The boys of the NYPD Choir
were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day
were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The boys of the NYPD Choir
were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day
were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day
Danny Kaye is the funniest MFer in White Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Danny Kaye is the funniest MFer in White Christmas.
Hey guys, I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. People don't spend much time or thought on personal messages to their friends and family these days - they just copy and paste some random message and send it on.
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey guys, I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. People don't spend much time or thought on personal messages to their friends and family these days - they just copy and paste some random message and send it on.
Ghosts of Christmas Past
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ghosts of Christmas Past
Say what you will about the legalization of marijuana in Michigan, but, it’s single handedly rescued the billboard business there.
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Say what you will about the legalization of marijuana in Michigan, but, it’s single handedly rescued the billboard business there.
Ghosts of Christmas Present
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ghosts of Christmas Present
Can we talk about how many completely fucking inappropriate moments there are in Love, Actually?
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Can we talk about how many completely fucking inappropriate moments there are in Love, Actually?
A week ago, we had a solid amount of roads covered by snow from a weekend storm, and our school district only gave a two hour delay, and there was a significant amount of angry parents.
This morning, we’ve woken up to an inch of snow, on a half day, and nothing from the school system.
This morning, we’ve woken up to an inch of snow, on a half day, and nothing from the school system.
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A week ago, we had a solid amount of roads covered by snow from a weekend storm, and our school district only gave a two hour delay, and there was a significant amount of angry parents.
This morning, we’ve woken up to an inch of snow, on a half day, and nothing from the school system.
This morning, we’ve woken up to an inch of snow, on a half day, and nothing from the school system.
Michael Cole: I couldn’t find Raya Americano on Wikipedia at all.
Corey Graves: Different Internet (in Mexico)
I had Bobby Heenan flashbacks (complimentary)
Corey Graves: Different Internet (in Mexico)
I had Bobby Heenan flashbacks (complimentary)
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Michael Cole: I couldn’t find Raya Americano on Wikipedia at all.
Corey Graves: Different Internet (in Mexico)
I had Bobby Heenan flashbacks (complimentary)
Corey Graves: Different Internet (in Mexico)
I had Bobby Heenan flashbacks (complimentary)
Can wait to watch this 23 point lead I have in my fantasy football semifinals disintegrate because of Christian McCaffery.
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Can wait to watch this 23 point lead I have in my fantasy football semifinals disintegrate because of Christian McCaffery.