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Brandon Matthews
@thebmatt.bsky.social
He/him. Oldmanfranks of AIE, writer of Your Quest Log is Full, lord of dad jokes on @apodcastreborn.bsky.social player on @Plus5toHit.bsky.social If found return to @thekmatt.bsky.social💜

https://bio.link/thebmatt
11th level 80 completed with class mount acquired.
- being a badass troll lady was fun
- Odyn is still a jackass & Skyhold shouldn't have been the warrior order hall
- This was the last class mount I didn't acquire when Legion was live.
- Just have Priest to do (again). Not looking forward to that.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by Brandon Matthews
This is better political commentary than it has any right to be
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Context: Every Christmas season we have a game where we keep count of trees we see on cars.

Mal: “so we saw three trees this drive?”
Karen: “yep!”
Me: “you might even call it a….TREE-O!” 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone else: 🙄🙄🙄
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don’t travel much so I don’t have a huge sample size but damn TSA at LAX were some of the rudest I’ve ever seen.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I lost a game of Avocado to Amelie while in line for Indiana Jones and now my name has been changed to Gerald Gigaslop 😆
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Try making your food not taste like ass or cost an arm and a leg.
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.

Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.

Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Blogpost this week is gonna be delayed a day or two, as it's @thekmatt.bsky.social's birthday weekend and I'm doing fun things with the fam instead of writing. Also I kept forgetting to write it ahead of time.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Last year I did a couple of fun thought experiments about what I'd have played if I were part of Critical Role.

I'm doing it again for campaign 4 except I'm gonna be extra about it. Here's how it's gonna work.
Critical Role Characters – Campaign 4
Hey, remember this post from over a year ago when I talked about what I would have played if I were on Critical Role, and then these three posts where I discussed alternate options? I had a lot of fun doing that, and I always planned on doing it for the next major campaign, once I felt like I knew enough about the player characters to do so.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
hot take: I have always hated the design of the USS Enterprise-D.

Yes the iconic ship of TNG. Can't stand it.

the saucer section is too wide and thick compared to the rest of the ship. It looks unbalanced. Yes I know that means nothing on a spaceship. I still hate the way it looks.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
SOJOURNER OF STORMHEIM WAS LESS THAN HALF THIS. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I remain baffled that they called the movie "Zootopia 2" when "Zootwopia" was RIGHT THERE.
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
There’s an ALC-specific glam that is a really sweet lab coat that I’m gonna make heavy use of.
#wolqotd that's more of a player question:

Now that we have global glam unlocks, what glamour pieces are you looking to use that you normally could not?
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I can glam a frog head with a maid dress, some tights, kicky boots, & claw-like nails to all of my active jobs Right Now.

NPCs wear impossible mix & match gear sets all the time.

In an expansive game w/ alien dragons, time travel, spaceships, neon tech next to the Old West, reincarnation, & more.
people disliking the glamour updates is so funny "but my class identities" well my class identity is being the best dressed bitch in duty finder
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Legion Remix Characters – Part 1

What's this? A World of Warcraft pose here on YQLIF? In 2025? Hey, we got our start writing about WoW, and Legion Remix is going on, which happens to be the last expansion I truly enjoyed start to finish in this game, so why not? If you haven't done a Remix event…
Legion Remix Characters – Part 1
What's this? A World of Warcraft pose here on YQLIF? In 2025? Hey, we got our start writing about WoW, and Legion Remix is going on, which happens to be the last expansion I truly enjoyed start to finish in this game, so why not? If you haven't done a Remix event before (and there's only been 1 before this one anyway), the idea is that the Infinite Dragonflight is doing an experiment where they see how certain events in Azeroth's timeline might have unfolded differently.
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November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Karen: "I left some toxic clouds in the pharmacy section"
Mal: "Yours might be toxic, but dads are ATOMIC"
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's been a long road, but we've hit the final post in the top 5 homebrew subclass series, and it's time to talk Wizards. Enjoy!
Top 5: Wizard Homebrew
Wizards are already among the most powerful of D&D's spellcasting classes thanks to the sheer versatility of Wizard magic, so their subclasses don't quite as heavily influence their power compared to other classes. That made them somewhat difficult to rank. They weren't the most heavily revised of these lists (that honor remains with the Rogue), but it was a difficult one nevertheless.
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October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just realized that this sunday will be the final entry in my top 5 homebrew subclass series, specifically for Wizards, and I haven't even started it beyond selecting the top 5, which in itself has been revised a LOT. Guess I need to tear myself away from Remix and get on that.
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Episode 9 is now available!
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Episode 10 has already been recorded and should be posted before the end of the month. Enjoy!
Plus 5 To Hit: Axes to Axes | Campaign 3, Episode 9
Looking to improve their reputation with the citizens of Glitterpine, the party accepts a task from a local merchant, sending them deeper into the Everblue woods.
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October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There are a LOT of things I want to do and collect in Legion Remix, and I think it's time.....to make a Spreadsheet :-D
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Guess wordpress didn't want to send the link out to the socials since I accidentally posted it 2 weeks ago, but here's my thoughts on D&D's update to their Psion class.

TLDR, it's nicely improved, but @kibblestasty.com still did the concept better

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UA: Psion Update
We have an update to the Psion UA we originally talked about back in June! Let’s go over some of the big changes. Honestly this new class has been my favorite thing they’ve introduced i…
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October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM