The Smol Bear 🐻
@thebearheir.bsky.social
Nerd, shit poster, library worker. Likely to be found giving facts about animals http://ko-fi.com/thebearheir
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Getting the seasonal depression special at the drug store rn
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Getting the seasonal depression special at the drug store rn
Unless they’re ret conning the “I’m going to go back in time and completely destroy my entire character arc” I don’t want it
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Unless they’re ret conning the “I’m going to go back in time and completely destroy my entire character arc” I don’t want it
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Almost 3.5 years after walking into this building, today I walked out for the last time.
New branch incoming 2026
New branch incoming 2026
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Almost 3.5 years after walking into this building, today I walked out for the last time.
New branch incoming 2026
New branch incoming 2026
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roll a deception check with disadvantage
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
roll a deception check with disadvantage
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We’d like to share a remembrance for Betty Reid Soskin, the oldest serving National Park Service ranger in the country, who has passed away. Her life and work helped preserve history, expand whose stories are told, and inspire generations to come.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We’d like to share a remembrance for Betty Reid Soskin, the oldest serving National Park Service ranger in the country, who has passed away. Her life and work helped preserve history, expand whose stories are told, and inspire generations to come.
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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haven't seen it? here you go, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER bsky.app/profile/bubb...
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
haven't seen it? here you go, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER bsky.app/profile/bubb...
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ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
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“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog.
“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”
“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog.
“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”
“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”
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Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
"Witches knew that mysterious omens were around all the time. The world was always nearly drowning in mysterious omens. You just had to pick the one that was convenient."
"Witches knew that mysterious omens were around all the time. The world was always nearly drowning in mysterious omens. You just had to pick the one that was convenient."
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
"Witches knew that mysterious omens were around all the time. The world was always nearly drowning in mysterious omens. You just had to pick the one that was convenient."
"Witches knew that mysterious omens were around all the time. The world was always nearly drowning in mysterious omens. You just had to pick the one that was convenient."
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Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
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The ball will reveal all of your desires …*snacks* xox
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The ball will reveal all of your desires …*snacks* xox
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Verdict: Actually, yeah, a 1:1 mix of root beer to egg nog works really well
December 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Verdict: Actually, yeah, a 1:1 mix of root beer to egg nog works really well
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Oh god.
The Thriftbooks cover for @tkingfisher.com 's Snake-Eater gives a very different impression than the others.
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh god.
Customer: where’s your Santa hat?
Me: I don’t have one
*both of us stare at each other*
Me: have a good day 😃
Me: I don’t have one
*both of us stare at each other*
Me: have a good day 😃
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Customer: where’s your Santa hat?
Me: I don’t have one
*both of us stare at each other*
Me: have a good day 😃
Me: I don’t have one
*both of us stare at each other*
Me: have a good day 😃
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Wodin smited him
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Wodin smited him
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“We’ve reached the point”
Yeah, uh, some time ago 😅
Yeah, uh, some time ago 😅
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
“We’ve reached the point”
Yeah, uh, some time ago 😅
Yeah, uh, some time ago 😅
To be loved is to have a friend add apples to their slow cooker roast any time they know you’ll be at their party because you mentioned enjoying it like that off handedly over 5 years ago
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
To be loved is to have a friend add apples to their slow cooker roast any time they know you’ll be at their party because you mentioned enjoying it like that off handedly over 5 years ago
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
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“What are you laughing at, Frog?” said Toad.
“I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.”
“Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
“I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.”
“Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“What are you laughing at, Frog?” said Toad.
“I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.”
“Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
“I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.”
“Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
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"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"