Paul
@theautist.bsky.social
Proud Mancunian. Lifelong MUFC fan. Diagnosed autist and proud of being a weird conversationalist. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
Not sure i did that but whatever...
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not sure i did that but whatever...
Cow bells were. One around Maddie's neck when she goes to bed and we would never have heard of her. Worth thinking about. Or a very long piece of string attached to her big toe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cow bells were. One around Maddie's neck when she goes to bed and we would never have heard of her. Worth thinking about. Or a very long piece of string attached to her big toe.
Ah that makes sense if you have little ones. Shame the McCanns didnt think about that...
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ah that makes sense if you have little ones. Shame the McCanns didnt think about that...
Too late for what?! Where the fuck do you live, Compton?!
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Too late for what?! Where the fuck do you live, Compton?!
My daughter is 33 mate so I'd say it doesn't apply to mine!
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My daughter is 33 mate so I'd say it doesn't apply to mine!
Regardless, for today to be his first 90 minutes for us is still a surprising stat.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Regardless, for today to be his first 90 minutes for us is still a surprising stat.
He last played 90 minutes for Chelsea in January 2023.
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He last played 90 minutes for Chelsea in January 2023.
His whole United career. I know he's had injuries but that surprised me.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
His whole United career. I know he's had injuries but that surprised me.