Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
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A stinking slug of skunk snot.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A stinking slug of skunk snot.
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Well that was a squirrelly scabbard of supercilious snail snot.
That was a turgid tankard of turtle toss.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well that was a squirrelly scabbard of supercilious snail snot.
That was a turgid tankard of turtle toss.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That was a turgid tankard of turtle toss.
Well that was a wobbly wagonload of walrus wank.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Well that was a wobbly wagonload of walrus wank.
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I will donate to anyone that primaries a democrat that caves in this fight.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I will donate to anyone that primaries a democrat that caves in this fight.
@ossoff.bsky.social If you cave on this, your seat has no value to us. No donations. No support. PLEASE hold the line. No CR without the ACA subsidies.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@ossoff.bsky.social If you cave on this, your seat has no value to us. No donations. No support. PLEASE hold the line. No CR without the ACA subsidies.
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Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.
They started by DOGE coming in and randomly taking out pieces of Government like it was a Jenga tower.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
They started by DOGE coming in and randomly taking out pieces of Government like it was a Jenga tower.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
And that doesn't even count the 600,000 he's starved TO DEATH by disassembling USAID. What a monster.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
And that doesn't even count the 600,000 he's starved TO DEATH by disassembling USAID. What a monster.
The richest man on the planet starved 600K people to death simple because he could. No other reason.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The richest man on the planet starved 600K people to death simple because he could. No other reason.
Elon did this under Felon47's blessing.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Elon did this under Felon47's blessing.
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“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”
@reuters.com #Chicago
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@reuters.com #Chicago
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November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”
@reuters.com #Chicago
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@reuters.com #Chicago
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"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
Remember when the 2nd No Kings was going to be on Labor Day, and it evaporated? BECAUSE IT WAS A STUPID DAY FOR IT! This is profoundly stupid timing. No travel or economic activity over Thanksgiving? People who have been struggling with prices for a year can't buy Xmas presents over Black Friday?
This is the "General Strike" that we've wanted, that has proven very effective over the years in Europe and other areas
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Remember when the 2nd No Kings was going to be on Labor Day, and it evaporated? BECAUSE IT WAS A STUPID DAY FOR IT! This is profoundly stupid timing. No travel or economic activity over Thanksgiving? People who have been struggling with prices for a year can't buy Xmas presents over Black Friday?
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Nearly a year in the making with Bookstr’s help, DON’T WORRY NO ONE’S LISTENING is out. Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social is not just a great writer, but a cool human being.
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Don’t Worry, No One’s Listening
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November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nearly a year in the making with Bookstr’s help, DON’T WORRY NO ONE’S LISTENING is out. Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social is not just a great writer, but a cool human being.
www.youtube.com/@DWNOL
SPOTIFY: bit.ly/DWNOL <----BEST EXPERIENCE
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www.youtube.com/@DWNOL
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Author, screenwriter Edward/Savio and I talk for way too long about writing and whatnot.
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Also available on Spotify and Apple podcasts. Search Edward Savio.
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Also available on Spotify and Apple podcasts. Search Edward Savio.
EP.1 Christopher Moore: Making The Profane Profound
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November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Author, screenwriter Edward/Savio and I talk for way too long about writing and whatnot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZBu...
Also available on Spotify and Apple podcasts. Search Edward Savio.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZBu...
Also available on Spotify and Apple podcasts. Search Edward Savio.
I predict Andrew Cuomo will change parties and go someplace where a loud-mouthed sex pest is appreciated.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I predict Andrew Cuomo will change parties and go someplace where a loud-mouthed sex pest is appreciated.
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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Look at these cosplay cowboys, geared up to wage war against us.
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Look at these cosplay cowboys, geared up to wage war against us.
Stay for #2. If you're not furious afterward, you're a horrible person.
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Stay for #2. If you're not furious afterward, you're a horrible person.
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Stunning Día de los Muertos - Day of the Dead
a celebration honoring the lives of loved ones who have passed away. Families gather to create altars, known as ofrendas, adorned with marigolds, candles, and cherished photographs. People also dress in colorful costumes, often painting their faces.
a celebration honoring the lives of loved ones who have passed away. Families gather to create altars, known as ofrendas, adorned with marigolds, candles, and cherished photographs. People also dress in colorful costumes, often painting their faces.
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Stunning Día de los Muertos - Day of the Dead
a celebration honoring the lives of loved ones who have passed away. Families gather to create altars, known as ofrendas, adorned with marigolds, candles, and cherished photographs. People also dress in colorful costumes, often painting their faces.
a celebration honoring the lives of loved ones who have passed away. Families gather to create altars, known as ofrendas, adorned with marigolds, candles, and cherished photographs. People also dress in colorful costumes, often painting their faces.
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I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
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This's been a long time coming. Thanks to everyone who made this podcast happen. It’s me one-on-one with another author or screenwriter talking shop and laughing. DWNOL premieres Wed 11/5/25 with @theauthorguy.bsky.social Christopher Moore. Use that extra hour you gain on this
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Don’t Worry No One’s Listening (Sneak)
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October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This's been a long time coming. Thanks to everyone who made this podcast happen. It’s me one-on-one with another author or screenwriter talking shop and laughing. DWNOL premieres Wed 11/5/25 with @theauthorguy.bsky.social Christopher Moore. Use that extra hour you gain on this
#writing #books
#writing #books