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The Argo Pirate
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Gentleman of humor.
How many Lime scooters are in this photo?
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Gary Busey actually looks pretty good these days. For Gary Busey, at least.
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Why is stolen in quotes, @cbsnews.com?
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The door is ajar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Max Domi is always such a liability.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That fat pink fuck is crying on TV again!
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Mason time!
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mason time?!
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bill Clinton has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I don’t know who this Nuzzi person is and it sounds like i should be glad I don’t know. I’m going to pretend it’s Nucci and keep it moving.
a man in a leather jacket stands in front of a sign that says ' coffee shop ' on it
Alt: Paulie Walnuts stuffs a stovetop espresso pot into his jacket and exits a coffee shop.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fire Berube
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yeah it’s about time to end the Craig Berube experiment.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reposted by The Argo Pirate
Rescued this teddy from the sidewalk near Sheridan and Winona

If you live in the area, share to help it find its owner
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Useless piles of shit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fuck this guy…
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fuck this shithole
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Get this fucking shitstain off my TV!
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pathetic waste of humanity, this guy.
Shut our government down and America loses.

2 MILLION Pennsylvanians depend on SNAP to feed their families.

For me, it’s hungry Americans over party.

Paying our military over party.

Paying Capitol Police and federal workers over party.

I choose country over party.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lamar Wilkerson is a beast.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Really, Domi… really?
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dirty shot by Zadorov.
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
What the hell was Philippe Myers doing there?!
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Heisman.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gus Johnson has had a really rough day.
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The only good thing about Daylight Savings Time, getting that extra hour of sleep. And here’s my dumb ass getting up at 4:00 am anyway.
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM