Patrick Mustard
@theapologist.bsky.social
Two working arms and legs
Reposted by Patrick Mustard
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
So, Christmas Eve, family dinner and my daughter states openly that she thinks I’m autistic. I laughed it off. Never thought such a thing. And I just can’t get the bloody idea out my head since. Ffs
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
So, Christmas Eve, family dinner and my daughter states openly that she thinks I’m autistic. I laughed it off. Never thought such a thing. And I just can’t get the bloody idea out my head since. Ffs
Basis
Ruin A Band by changing one letter
Shitesnake
Shitesnake
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Slipknob
Slipknob
January 13, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Basis
@accidentalp.bsky.social a detective series set in Norfolk called Lynley. Bit of a maverick. Not afraid to do 55 on an a-road.
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
@accidentalp.bsky.social a detective series set in Norfolk called Lynley. Bit of a maverick. Not afraid to do 55 on an a-road.
Just seen that once again Australia and Asia have beaten us to celebrate New Year. When are we going to get our act together and reclaim our rightful place. We should be first to celebrate, and under Nige I'm sure we will.
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just seen that once again Australia and Asia have beaten us to celebrate New Year. When are we going to get our act together and reclaim our rightful place. We should be first to celebrate, and under Nige I'm sure we will.
O'Brien or Romero.
Just who is today's stupidest defender?
Just who is today's stupidest defender?
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
O'Brien or Romero.
Just who is today's stupidest defender?
Just who is today's stupidest defender?
A lost 19-year old. Then my dad met a colleague in a pub whose wife worked in a betting shop. I got a part time job there and have now been in betting over 30 years.
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A lost 19-year old. Then my dad met a colleague in a pub whose wife worked in a betting shop. I got a part time job there and have now been in betting over 30 years.
Could we please get someone in to work on set pieces
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Could we please get someone in to work on set pieces
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
12 months of Labour pandering to Reform voters going great.
Put these figures into @benansell.bsky.social's predictor and Reform either forms a govt with Tory support, 308 seats plus 41 (uniform swing), or has a majority with 366 seats (proportional swing) livedataoxford.shinyapps.io/GE2029Predic...
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
12 months of Labour pandering to Reform voters going great.
Cody Gakpo. Where promising attacks go to die.
October 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Cody Gakpo. Where promising attacks go to die.
Once again #totp is basically just middle aged men. Can remember why I had 2 years in the early eighties where I just gave up on music altogether cos of that.
July 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Once again #totp is basically just middle aged men. Can remember why I had 2 years in the early eighties where I just gave up on music altogether cos of that.
Absolute belter from Essex #forgotten80s
June 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Absolute belter from Essex #forgotten80s
June 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Going through the cliches on the intros here. Last two are gonna be someone eating a toblerone and then a group going to a bank to deposit some nazi gold.
May 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Going through the cliches on the intros here. Last two are gonna be someone eating a toblerone and then a group going to a bank to deposit some nazi gold.
Literally six months apart
April 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Literally six months apart