Alan Heath
@thealheath.bsky.social
Cynical Optimist
Photographic American living in Germany. May contain dark humor and full frontal sarcasm.
Democracy is like the air you’re breathing, you don’t realize how important it is until you don’t have enough.
Not the DM type, don’t bother.
Photographic American living in Germany. May contain dark humor and full frontal sarcasm.
Democracy is like the air you’re breathing, you don’t realize how important it is until you don’t have enough.
Not the DM type, don’t bother.
Happy Saturday
New Chapter; “At the Crossroads” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580883651?u...
New Chapter; “At the Crossroads” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580883651?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - At the crossroads - Wattpad
Read At the crossroads from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 3 reads. summoning, kings, beastfolk. The next few day...
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December 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy Thursday
New Chapter; “Miram’s Past” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580883571?u...
New Chapter; “Miram’s Past” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580883571?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Miram's past - Wattpad
Read Miram's past from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 5 reads. beastfolk, fire, fantasy. Rob hadn't wanted to pry...
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December 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
New Chapter; “The buds of spring” now online at
#wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580883076?u...
#wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580883076?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - The buds of spring - Wattpad
Read The buds of spring from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 5 reads. swords, cats, witches. After Dagol had left...
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December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The story is finished and will start dropping a new chapter every second day!
Now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic #dragons #mage #kings #queens #fire #romance
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
Now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic #dragons #mage #kings #queens #fire #romance
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Alan Leon Heath - Wattpad
Rob is on his way home from work, when he is summoned away to another world. Here he is confronted with magic and coming to terms with life in a fantasy style...
www.wattpad.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy third Advent!
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
New Chapter; “The rundown about Acaana and Carg (and Nadi)” now online at
#wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580882935?u...
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
New Chapter; “The rundown about Acaana and Carg (and Nadi)” now online at
#wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580882935?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - The rundown about Acaana and Carg (and Nadi) - Wattpad
Read The rundown about Acaana and Carg (and Nadi) from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. elves, adventure...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Dat sum bullshit.. they’re doing that already!
“Critics warn that it could open the door to tax avoidance, especially among wealthy Americans who might shift assets overseas.”
americansoverseas.org/en/news/resi...
“Critics warn that it could open the door to tax avoidance, especially among wealthy Americans who might shift assets overseas.”
americansoverseas.org/en/news/resi...
Residence-Based Taxation Bill: Still in Limbo
LaHood’s bill for residence-based taxation remains stalled. No score, no timeline — only continued discussion in Congress.
americansoverseas.org
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Dat sum bullshit.. they’re doing that already!
“Critics warn that it could open the door to tax avoidance, especially among wealthy Americans who might shift assets overseas.”
americansoverseas.org/en/news/resi...
“Critics warn that it could open the door to tax avoidance, especially among wealthy Americans who might shift assets overseas.”
americansoverseas.org/en/news/resi...
… and now for something funny…
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No thank you.
Discover topics like Comics, Frog, Original Content, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertai...
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December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
… and now for something funny…
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Reposted by Alan Heath
Fun groan today, #jokesters! (Yes, I'm up in the middle of the night again...)
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Fun groan today, #jokesters! (Yes, I'm up in the middle of the night again...)
Happy second Advent!
🕯️ 🕯️
New Chapter; “Acaana” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580882871?u...
🕯️ 🕯️
New Chapter; “Acaana” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580882871?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Acaana - Wattpad
Read Acaana from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. witches, cats, magicians. Dagol had settled in with them...
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December 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Personal opinion:
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the FIFA loves money.
(I would’ve written “loves corruption”, but of course such a little individual such as myself could never prove that they’re corrupt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the FIFA loves money.
(I would’ve written “loves corruption”, but of course such a little individual such as myself could never prove that they’re corrupt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Personal opinion:
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the FIFA loves money.
(I would’ve written “loves corruption”, but of course such a little individual such as myself could never prove that they’re corrupt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the FIFA loves money.
(I would’ve written “loves corruption”, but of course such a little individual such as myself could never prove that they’re corrupt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Happy first Advent!
New Chapter; “Bad News Travels Fast” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580882811?u...
New Chapter; “Bad News Travels Fast” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic
www.wattpad.com/1580882811?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Bad news travels fast - Wattpad
Read Bad news travels fast from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. magicians, monsters, isekai. Agarn was sl...
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November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Happy Wolfenoot #wolfenoot
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Training starts today - Wattpad
Read Training starts today from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 1 reads. summoning, cats, romance. Rob woke up as...
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November 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Happy Wolfenoot #wolfenoot
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
The next chapter dropped at midnight: www.wattpad.com/1580882672?u...
#writer #writing #story #isekai #fantasy #wattpad
#writer #writing #story #isekai #fantasy #wattpad
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Farewell Dagol - Wattpad
Read Farewell Dagol from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. swords, romance, fire. Rob woke up about his usu...
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November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
New installment: King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn - Wattpad
Read King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. elves, swords, castles...
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November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
New installment: King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
I sure hope that after the impending apocalypse and fall of civilization, Chat GPT will be able to help me start a campfire
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I sure hope that after the impending apocalypse and fall of civilization, Chat GPT will be able to help me start a campfire
Stepping out onto a limb and starting to openly publish a story
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Alan Leon Heath - Wattpad
Rob is on his way home from work, when he is summoned away to another world. Here he is confronted with magic and coming to terms with life in a fantasy style...
www.wattpad.com
October 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Stepping out onto a limb and starting to openly publish a story
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
I wonder if this shirt would make it more fun to fly into the US with
October 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I wonder if this shirt would make it more fun to fly into the US with
Reposted by Alan Heath
Become the porn you want to see in this world!
do you think the mechanic will accept a sloppy blowjob in the back of my car as payment or does that only happen in porn
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Become the porn you want to see in this world!
Enjoying the unusually warm weather today
September 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Enjoying the unusually warm weather today
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reposted by Alan Heath
I asked the waiter if my Pizza would be long?
No! he said, "It'll be round."
No! he said, "It'll be round."
August 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I asked the waiter if my Pizza would be long?
No! he said, "It'll be round."
No! he said, "It'll be round."