Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance
@thealanden.bsky.social
(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food https://linktr.ee/thealanden
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Signs of Seduction: Libra is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Stop overthinking things and just relax, everything will be perfectly fine. 😉
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V
Pssst! I don't know if I'm supposed to post this yet, buuuuut there are already some Black Friday deals underway! 👀 Continue getting stuffed! (when it comes to your Kindles, that is)
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Black Friday Sales
Erotica | Erotic Romance
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November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Pssst! I don't know if I'm supposed to post this yet, buuuuut there are already some Black Friday deals underway! 👀 Continue getting stuffed! (when it comes to your Kindles, that is)
storyoriginapp.com/to/vYFQ1JM
storyoriginapp.com/to/vYFQ1JM
Psst! Here's a little sneak peek at what you can expect this weekend:
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Psst! Here's a little sneak peek at what you can expect this weekend:
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!
His fingers slipped beneath the hem of my dress, and I tensed. Between the two men and the solid table, I was trapped…and the idea excited me more than I would have expected.
~*~
Have you gotten your copy of Training Hard at the Lodge yet? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
~*~
Have you gotten your copy of Training Hard at the Lodge yet? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
Training Hard at the Lodge
Training Hard at the Lodge - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Training Hard at the Lodge.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
His fingers slipped beneath the hem of my dress, and I tensed. Between the two men and the solid table, I was trapped…and the idea excited me more than I would have expected.
~*~
Have you gotten your copy of Training Hard at the Lodge yet? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
~*~
Have you gotten your copy of Training Hard at the Lodge yet? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
Training Hard at the Lodge is available now on Kindle Unlimited! Grab a partner! 😘
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
Training Hard at the Lodge
Training Hard at the Lodge - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Training Hard at the Lodge.
www.amazon.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Training Hard at the Lodge is available now on Kindle Unlimited! Grab a partner! 😘
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
Just finished the last Zodiac story, PHEW! What an adventure this has been!
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just finished the last Zodiac story, PHEW! What an adventure this has been!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Pro Tips With Thea!
For every one of my books and stories, I make a plain text file with quotes from the work. That way, it's easy to plug them into whatever you use to make promo graphics, copy&paste them on social media, and you never know when you'll need to whip one out.
For every one of my books and stories, I make a plain text file with quotes from the work. That way, it's easy to plug them into whatever you use to make promo graphics, copy&paste them on social media, and you never know when you'll need to whip one out.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Pro Tips With Thea!
For every one of my books and stories, I make a plain text file with quotes from the work. That way, it's easy to plug them into whatever you use to make promo graphics, copy&paste them on social media, and you never know when you'll need to whip one out.
For every one of my books and stories, I make a plain text file with quotes from the work. That way, it's easy to plug them into whatever you use to make promo graphics, copy&paste them on social media, and you never know when you'll need to whip one out.
I'm young! I'm cool! I'm with it!
she says as she makes a Bob Newhart joke in a Discord server
she says as she makes a Bob Newhart joke in a Discord server
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm young! I'm cool! I'm with it!
she says as she makes a Bob Newhart joke in a Discord server
she says as she makes a Bob Newhart joke in a Discord server
This spicy new series is underway! Who wants to get cozy at the lodge? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This spicy new series is underway! Who wants to get cozy at the lodge? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
4000 words into writing this short story and no one's fucking yet, WHAT
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
4000 words into writing this short story and no one's fucking yet, WHAT
Your periodic reminder that there are all sorts of fun goodies over on Patreon - today it's a sneak peek at the upcoming Training Hard at the Lodge!
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Training Hard at the Lodge - Sneak Peek! | Thea Landen
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November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Your periodic reminder that there are all sorts of fun goodies over on Patreon - today it's a sneak peek at the upcoming Training Hard at the Lodge!
www.patreon.com/posts/traini...
www.patreon.com/posts/traini...
Time for a cover reveal!
Do they fuck in that grass? Well, Capricorn *is* an earth sign...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2N1Y531
Do they fuck in that grass? Well, Capricorn *is* an earth sign...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2N1Y531
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Time for a cover reveal!
Do they fuck in that grass? Well, Capricorn *is* an earth sign...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2N1Y531
Do they fuck in that grass? Well, Capricorn *is* an earth sign...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2N1Y531
Had a spicy girl sushi roll for dinner tonight, for I am a spicy girl. ☺️
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had a spicy girl sushi roll for dinner tonight, for I am a spicy girl. ☺️
Can't wait to shop for new things to put in my hole
(referring to my new piercing, of course)
(referring to my new piercing, of course)
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Can't wait to shop for new things to put in my hole
(referring to my new piercing, of course)
(referring to my new piercing, of course)
He's a 10, but he puts on one sock, then that shoe, then the other sock and shoe
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
He's a 10, but he puts on one sock, then that shoe, then the other sock and shoe
12 Days of Clitmas, send post
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
12 Days of Clitmas, send post
The kids went to a birthday party that was wandering around the mall with some spending money, and one came home from Hot Topic with a tail, so I guess that's starting.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The kids went to a birthday party that was wandering around the mall with some spending money, and one came home from Hot Topic with a tail, so I guess that's starting.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm not going to give away any spoilers for Scorpio, but since it's the workplace romance installment of the series, you just KNOW that a desk is going to feature prominently...
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm not going to give away any spoilers for Scorpio, but since it's the workplace romance installment of the series, you just KNOW that a desk is going to feature prominently...
Happy N7 Day! To be 100% honest, Out of Orbit was more inspired by Phantasy Star than Mass Effect, but some ME influence did sneak in there. 😄 Let's go bang some aliens!
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy N7 Day! To be 100% honest, Out of Orbit was more inspired by Phantasy Star than Mass Effect, but some ME influence did sneak in there. 😄 Let's go bang some aliens!
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
Winter Warmers Free Erotica (Nov)
Erotica | Erotic Romance
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November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio is now available on Kindle Unlimited! What happens at the office stays at the office...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio
Amazon.com: Signs of Seduction: Scorpio eBook : Landen, Thea: Kindle Store
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November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio is now available on Kindle Unlimited! What happens at the office stays at the office...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
Just attended an informational online meeting for the school yearbook committee, and when the rep from the company asked if anyone had any experience with book layouts and formatting, I elected to keep my damn mouth shut.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just attended an informational online meeting for the school yearbook committee, and when the rep from the company asked if anyone had any experience with book layouts and formatting, I elected to keep my damn mouth shut.
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio releases on Wednesday! Have you preordered yet? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio
Amazon.com: Signs of Seduction: Scorpio eBook : Landen, Thea: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio releases on Wednesday! Have you preordered yet? 👀
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
Waiting for a hotwife/hockey romance mashup series called Puck Cucks, can someone please get on this
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Waiting for a hotwife/hockey romance mashup series called Puck Cucks, can someone please get on this