Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮
theajx.bsky.social
Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮
@theajx.bsky.social
32. PNW. Software Engineer and teller of bad jokes
Since 2026 started? Yeah
damn it’s been 8 months? 🥹
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The controller my teammates be using
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Technically yes
are there any PoC in expedition 33 or what
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I've never heard of this show. I kept thinking them hashtags were about the government
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
They're turned
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Stay in love, outside, nekkid
Yall outside this summer? Or yall tryna fall in love?
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
And a bonus
With pay
Everyone looks so sad today. We should have the rest of the month off.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮
With pay
Everyone looks so sad today. We should have the rest of the month off.
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Great
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Did it? Because he had won the Superbowl and has gotten a lot more endorsements since they went public
Travis Kelce got with that white woman and his career declined expeditiously
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Don't put packages directly in front of the screen door. It swings out i can't open it with the package there
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Wayyy ahead of you buster
Please don't sniff armpits.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
About to be 32
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Naruto
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
LOTR: Return of The Kings. I actually haven't seen these movies though 👀
Friday the 13th. 😑
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hammer time!
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Rick and Morty
4. What is a cartoon that everyone loves that you don't?
September 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If he does the accent I'm watching this in theaters
Channing Tatum says Gambit is involved in a 'big fight' with Doctor Doom in 'Avengers: Doomsday'

(via Variety)
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sending back to back messages instead of just a long one
7. What is a pet peeve that drives you crazy?
May 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pepperoni, bacon, and jalapeno
3. What is the best pizza?
May 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I woke up at 3 am and the first thing I do is them dishes. She really domesticated me.
May 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
3. But I'm shy so them earbuds are going in immediately
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM