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Aaron Segal
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Topics: Judaism (#Jewsky), Tabletop roleplaying games (#ttrpg) especially Pathfinder 2e, privacy and cryptography, maybe politics. Millennial, -... ..
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Hmm
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The Arby's logo, except their slogan has been edited to read "We Had The Meats." In fine print at the bottom, it says "Try this at home. It's actually pretty cool, if a bit messy."
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Cartoon version of the meme where one astronaut points a gun at another, saying "Always has been"
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Jewish individuals can believe whatever, but these are specific things literally every Jewish denomination agrees on.
Segal's theories of Jewish denominational agreement: 1. The number of Gods is at most one. 2. The Torah is a big deal. 3. "Messianic Judaism" is not Judaism.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Hey, this Conservative Rabbi is on that Jewish Majority letter twice.
Screenshot showing a search for "Jay Stein" at Jewish Majority dot org. Result 1 of 2 shows that signatory 219 is Rabbi Jay Stein of Dobbs Ferry, New York. Screenshot showing a search for "Jay Stein" at Jewish Majority dot org. Result 2 of 2 shows that signatory 769 is Rabbi Jay Stein of Dobbs Ferry, New York.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Tommy the Clown saying "You late." in the opening of Kendrick Lamar's music video "Not Like Us."
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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There is one impostor among us
A Hanukkah display at Barnes & Noble. On display are a variety of menorahs, menorah candles, menorah-themed gifts, books about Hanukkah, and the New American Haggadah.
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Is that... Reptar?

On ICE!?
Promotional image from the Nickelodeon cartoon show "Rugrats," for the episode "Reptar on Ice." It shows a green T-rex with blue spines running along his back and big red eyes, skating on an ice rink and holding a woman dressed in a long flowing gown over his head as he skates. The Rugrats logo is in the top right corner, and a "Nick Rewind" logo is in the bottom left.
October 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Gordon Ramsay, in his white chef's jacket, standing at the front of the kitchen in Hell's Kitchen. He has a furious expression on his face as he says, "Shut it down!"
September 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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In today's society, everybody wishes to have their voice heard, as though they truly had something to contribute to the discourse. But no words flow forth upon those occasions in which they open their mouths to speak - merely a motley collection of the most incoherent babble. Moreover, these cretins conduct themeselves in a manner which suggests they have absolutely no recollection of Dre.
September 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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depths of Muppet Wiki
A page from Muppet Wiki, with a green Muppet Wiki logo in the top left corner. The page reads, in cropped part: "Osiris. Osiris is the god of the underworld according to Egyptian mythology." The page is tagged "Sesame Street Specials Characters" and "Sesame Street Human Characters."
September 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Met this one close up in Woodstock, NY a month ago. The picture is taken from the back deck of the house we were staying at, so we got a great angle. We went outside to water the homeowner's plants and found them just munching on a fruit tree right next to the house.
A black bear, seen from a slightly elevated position.
September 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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It's giving
August 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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A screenshot from Civilization 5. It shows an animated Mahatma Gandhi standing on a grassy beach with a beautiful view of a cove and hills behind him. He's wearing traditional dress. He clasps his hands together and wears a somber expression. At the bottom of the screen is a textbox, captioned "Consul Gandhi of India." The textbox reads, "Now is the time for my master plan to commence. It is time for you to die like the rest of these fools." And then, in all caps, it parentheses and all caps, it says, "War declared!"
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Post a pic of you that's not actually you
The flag of Strongbadia, altered to the colors of the bisexual pride flag. It shows a snake baring its fangs, with its body wound through a tire, and holding a sword with its tail. The snake is labeled, "Snake." The background is the bi pride flag, but with the line between the top two stripes zigzagged to resemble a fence.
June 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Oh hey, I get to bring this up again!
Text only, with a scene of stars and galaxies as a background. Segal's Theories of Jewish Denominational Agreement: 1. The number of Gods is at most one. 2. The Torah is a big deal. 3. "Messianic Judaism" is not Judaism.
May 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Headline from People Magazine: "Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words"
May 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Nintendo's Luigi wearing a green cat suit.
April 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I feel bad for using AI but wow, it's literally true
The idiom "never sing to an angry potato" means to avoid engaging with or trying to reason with someone who is already angry or upset. It suggests that trying to calm them down with words or singing will likely be ineffective and might even make the situation worse. Essentially, it's a humorous way of saying "don't provoke an already angered person." Here's a more detailed explanation: "Angry potato" is a metaphor: The phrase uses the image of a potato, a relatively inanimate object, to represent someone who is easily angered or agitated. "Singing" is a form of placating: Singing can be seen as a way to calm or soothe someone, but in this context, it's a misstep.
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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They could have saved their investments. He gave them all the clues.
A crude snowman drawing accompanied by the words: "Mister Police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues."
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon.
A crude drawing of Rattata. It's wearing sunglasses and striking a tough pose with arms crossed, angry eyebrows, and fangs out. Beneath is written the caption: "Top percentage."
March 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Context
Bernadette R. Giacom.. @bgwritesstuff.bsky.social This is not a double-bluff. Evangelicals aren't that sophisticated in their rationale. It's also kinda gross that this was twisted to make victims out of the folks that are decidedly NOT the victims here. The PALESTINIANS are the victims here. Not the Jews trying to bomb them out of existence.
March 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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A mockup of a flag that says "Kamala Harris 2024". The word Kamala is in white, the word Harris is in blue, and 2024 is red.
July 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Meme from the Joker movie. In the first panel, the man interviewing says, "Let me get this straight. You think the Biden Administration is doing a great job?" In the second panel, the Joker, smiling, says "I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not."
May 31, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants, somberly playing the world's smallest violin
February 26, 2024 at 12:59 PM