@thea-reven.bsky.social made me look so adorable this year for secret santaaaaa

You take a wrong turn at the hotel and...

Oh.

Oh no.

How do y'all have so much energy, damn

This is a really cool self-journey!

I gave in and am trying a 3 month trial of youtube premium. Two days in, I realized I had habits fueled by lowkey trauma being poised to mute or pause videos before they end and an ad plays. I've completely abandoned Spotify because of it. Advertising is literally assaulting us 😭

By the age of 30, you should have:

- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain