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Your nerdy, gender affirming, leftist auntie. 🖖
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It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She loves the new duvet and hates mornings. It is a close up of her face in bed as I try to explain the merits of getting up to her. You can tell from her expression that I am not being successful.
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Victorian drawing of a woman shooting her suitor, their is the word "no" in the puff coming from her gun. I've labeled the woman "Becky" and the suitor "depression" Get 'em, Becky!
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
It's the Enterprise D. You know, from the Star Treks It's Red Dwarf, from Red Dwarf. It's Perihelion (ART) from the Murderbot Diaries It's the Waverider from Legends of Tomorrow. Technically, it's a time ship, but it can (and does!) Travel in outerspace too, so.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She is staring at the camera, assessing whether your "hello" will include freely given meat or if she must extract it from you...
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I won't say she's perfectly groomed, but attempts were made!
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. This is her before photo, looking extra crusty with overgrown, unkempt hair It's Maggie, the crusty white dog in her after photo! She is sitting, doing her best to look noble. Her coat is much whiter and hair is shorter, though her haircut is uneven, as she was squirming the entire time! Beard still has a bit of grime, but she no longer has the nasty food encrusted dreadlocks, so I'm calling it a win!
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a pumpkin man valet in an old timey car. He has wild eyes like the Philly mascot, Gritty. Text reads: you auto have a happy Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a pumpkin man with human teeth, smiling way too widely at the full moon. He is holding a black cat by the scruff of its neck and it looks so DONE with this bullshit. Text reads: IS THIS YOUR PUSSY
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a pumpkin man that has a sex pest look about him sits with a pretty maid with a crescent moon headband. Test read: a Halloween wish; on Halloween your slightest wish is likely to come true, so be careful or gobelins will spoil your wish for you
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a bunch of creepy pumpkins watching as one pumpkin with an upsettingly human face is being sliced in half by an elf and a little pumpkin man
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a witch and her black cat putting a hex on a pumpkin man in a top hat in a field of large mushrooms. Text reads: if you laugh at a witch on Halloween, you'll be turned into pumpkins like the man in this scene
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Victorian Halloween greeting card. It has a drawing of a jaunty little pumpkin man with peanut shell shoes. Text reads: on Halloween if you hear a noise, don't stop and look behind you, because there's lots of awful things that'd just be glad to find you
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Saw some good chalk art today.
It's Ant Tenna from Deltarune More video game dudes. I'm sorry I don't know their names. Funny bird, Sweater-vest raccoon (from animal crossing I think?) And friendly pink and red dog person. More video game dudes... happy purple cat and nerdy flame head with glasses. It's Sonic the Hedgehog. Underneath is the artist's signature: Illyria
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Saw some good chalk art today.
It's Ant Tenna from Deltarune More video game dudes. I'm sorry I don't know their names. Funny bird, Sweater-vest raccoon (from animal crossing I think?) And friendly pink and red dog person. More video game dudes... happy purple cat and nerdy flame head with glasses. It's Sonic the Hedgehog. Underneath is the artist's signature: Illyria
October 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Text reads: Poster: Aaronsmithtumblr Older forms of English kept latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and tris is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviation. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiator. This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids. Poster: Val-ritz YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Image of someone lighting a molotov cocktail with the inspirational slogan "be the light you want to see in the world"
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Just took Maggie on a 40 min walk, after which she ran 6 laps around the backyard. Please nobody tell her she's a 15 year old with a heart murmur!
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She's standing in the yard, panting happily.
September 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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IS IT OKAY IF WE TAKE ONE FOR JAIN, SHE'S AT HOME BUT SHE LEFT HIM THE SOUR CANDY (yes of course!)
Then they came back (with Jain) and asked for paper and a pen to leave him a note (translated in alt text for those who can't read kid writing)
The child spelling translates to: Dear Norbert When is your birthday? From Lee Thanks for the necklace, you are very nice. From Joshua Hi From Jain
August 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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It's the supper described in the last post!
August 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She's gazing into the camera, looking cute and care free
August 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Some kids have been leaving candies and drawings for Norbert, the gnome that lives on my boulevard. Today Norbert is reciprocating.
It's Norbert's house. A little blue door decorated with white daisies attached to a tree. A note from Norbert! It's handwritten on fibrous paper. It reads: For my dear young friends; If you have been kind enough to leave a treasure, please take one of these with my thanks. But choose wisely for they each have their own special magic. P.S. The key works, but not for this door. Best wishes; Norbert 8 different magic pendants. A round bronze owl, a stone skull, a small key, an inverted silver tear drop with designs etched on it, a white circle with a spiderweb, a metal leaf, a lizard encircling an iridescent marble, and a black owl on a pale green background. The note and pendants hanging on Norbert's tree
August 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Maggie is as cute as she is scrungly.
Maggie the crusty white dog is looking sleepily at the camera, resting her head on a quilt. She's cute and cozy.
August 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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It's a bag of Wolong's famous nuts
August 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Whimsy would like a cherry tomato.
It's Whimsy, the lab husky mix. Close up of her penetrating gaze.
August 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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3 flamingos in a silver convertible. Text reads: Get in loser, we're stealing cars and thumbs!
August 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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It's a Sleepy Donut emoji, giving double middle fingers. Text reads "MOTHER FUCKER"
July 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM