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Your nerdy, gender affirming, leftist auntie. 🖖
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We’re just innocent men
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Hank doesn't like Millie the dog.
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hank doesn't like Millie the dog.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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-Good morning my little martini!
Momma…
-Olive my dreams came true today! *giggle*
*deep sigh*
-Oh come on. That was funny.
Vengace Momma. Vengeance.
-Yeah, yeah.
Momma…
-Olive my dreams came true today! *giggle*
*deep sigh*
-Oh come on. That was funny.
Vengace Momma. Vengeance.
-Yeah, yeah.
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
-Good morning my little martini!
Momma…
-Olive my dreams came true today! *giggle*
*deep sigh*
-Oh come on. That was funny.
Vengace Momma. Vengeance.
-Yeah, yeah.
Momma…
-Olive my dreams came true today! *giggle*
*deep sigh*
-Oh come on. That was funny.
Vengace Momma. Vengeance.
-Yeah, yeah.
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Finally… the power is in my hands
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Finally… the power is in my hands
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I strongly second this rec:
You could get all seven seasons of Legends of Tomorrow on Blu-ray for $60 (or $51 with coupon if this is your first order from Gruv, Warner's online store!) The first season is a bit rough but if you make it through there is a wild, fun, and very queer ensemble superhero adventure awaiting you!
DC's Legends of Tomorrow: The Complete Series (Box Set) [Blu-ray]
"DC's Legends of Tomorrow follows a ragtag group of misfit heroes charged with protecting time itself. This responsibility takes them across history, bringing them up against bizarre threats unlike an...
gruv.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I strongly second this rec:
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what if the movie opens with a very old man on his deathbed and the whole thing is just a series of flashbacks to all the times he was in the hospital for some cartoonish ailment like medically significant hiccups.
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
what if the movie opens with a very old man on his deathbed and the whole thing is just a series of flashbacks to all the times he was in the hospital for some cartoonish ailment like medically significant hiccups.
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😻😻😻HAPPY BADGER NOISES!
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
😻😻😻HAPPY BADGER NOISES!
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
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'Otho Cushing imagines the fashion of a future 1950 in issue #1950 of Life Magazine, 1914'
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
'Otho Cushing imagines the fashion of a future 1950 in issue #1950 of Life Magazine, 1914'
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December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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Who needs an eligible bachelor when you can step into archives of cinema history? 💎
From the shimmering jewels in HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE to classic collectibles, we present our latest event with @JuliensAuctions: "Hollywood Legends."
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From the shimmering jewels in HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE to classic collectibles, we present our latest event with @JuliensAuctions: "Hollywood Legends."
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December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Who needs an eligible bachelor when you can step into archives of cinema history? 💎
From the shimmering jewels in HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE to classic collectibles, we present our latest event with @JuliensAuctions: "Hollywood Legends."
Learn more: bit.ly/43JfCPf
From the shimmering jewels in HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE to classic collectibles, we present our latest event with @JuliensAuctions: "Hollywood Legends."
Learn more: bit.ly/43JfCPf
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
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