Man, I love the Princess Bride :)

The magic hasn't been found in 300 years, but maybe that's about to change. Aimed at middle school readers. Sounds pretty damn good to me, and I'm all for more kids books about schools with magic in so there are alternatives to help people move on from that one series from a quarter century ago

But I bet any trans person who harms a bountybigot in self defense will have their terrorist label confirmed and either imprisoned or executed for treason or whatever TRUMPed up fuckshittery people still can't settle on being black and white right and wrong somehow

So 75gb to play gears of war 1 yet again, and they won't even let me cheat coz I could potentially play it online? First off, anticheat shit in single player modes? Bullshit. Secondly, I've played this game 5 times, I've earned the right to enjoy it on my own terms instead of bulletsponge mediocrity

So like.... when does the constitution kick in?

I lean toward "you're cooking my swede" myself :) I feel it's related to "you're twisting my melon" but can't explain why. I've heard twisting my melon more often from English people, and cooking my swede more from other Welshies