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Dani🖖midlife crisis-y goodness
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Cool people call me Dani, coz it's m'name.
The kyriarchy is there to be spitroasted.
#IDIC not just pretty words
My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like
(Reject Omelas)
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I dunno if they're sold everywhere so this is what I'm referring to. glacier mints, especially the fruit hardboiled candy they do, peak mintage. I dunno if they still do the polar bear. Probably coz they're damn near extinct now
A wrapper for Fox's glacier mints depicting a polar bear balancing on a small block of ice, that's shaped like the mints contained therein. It's clever, if bleak, design
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Comfortable bridge chairs, hologram doctor, and warp 10 twice :3
You have 7 federation credits to build your ship 1. Cloaking device (3 credits) 2. Holodecks that don't try to kill you (3 credits) 3. Consoles that don't explode when hit (3 credits) 4. Infinite shuttlecrafts (the voyager special) (2 credits) 5. Saucer separation (1 credit) 6. Comfortable bridge chairs (1 credit) 7. A counselor who senses "pain" (1 credit) 8. Warp 10 (warning: you will turn into a lizard) (2 credits) 9. Self-destruct sequence that actually works (2 credits) 10. Hologram doctor (2 credits)
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Is this not redundant? Should I check all three? Just autism? They're all autism. It's just autism.
A multiple selection question asking if I'm autistic. The options are Autism, asperger's syndrome, and autism spectrum disorder
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
A still from Star Trek: Lower Decks. Three couples are in what looks like engineering, all of them naked and making out
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I'VE BECOME U N S T O P P A B L E! *headbutts Y*
A pixel picture of a white goose that's wearing a waistcoat with pocket hanky, a top hat, and holding a pipe in their beak. It's captioned "A wizard has turned you into a goose. Is this awesome? Y or N?"
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I'm not condoning violence, I'm just saying, voting is proving to be terribly ineffective at creating change and we're not exploring all our options. I'm personally in favour of shooting some people from a cannon into the sea where they'll be no tribble at all, coz a lot of folks need humbling
A picture of a hooded person wearing a backpack and aiming a gun. Empire of Lives quotes "What works better - voting, or this?" and it's quote tweeted by cointel.hoe who adds "Reminder that many thousands of claims were approved int he aftermath of this. Pharmacists reported suddenly seeing ZERO denied claims. This saved lives immediately."
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Still from Highlander (1986) Chris Lambert as Connor is facing sideways away from the camera to look at a poorly shaved headed Clancy Brown sat behind him, smiling as he announces "I am in disguise!"
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
The legend, Rik Mayall, from the masterpiece TV show Bottom which you should totally watch. He's a white man wearing a white shirt and dark tie, with medium length brown hair in a middle parted curtain. He's looking toward the camera, eyes and mouth wide in a scream of pain because he's just had a table crunched down on his foot because he punched the man who beat him at chess. Seriously, watch the show, masterpiece. This episode is called Culture.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Current mood:
A bearded man wearing a blue longsleeved shirt and thin black glasses, holds both hands up with thumbs up with an expression of joy on his face. The caption reads "[Anguished screaming]"
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Then maybe, here an idea, make ambulances a thing again, remember those? You used to be able to call a number and have hospital staff come get you, it was a good system. I got a call back about two hours after my call to see if I was still dying but I was already in hospital by then coz mam drives.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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A tiktok antifa channel disappointingly posts ai videos. I'm not in the habit of sharing AI videos but I will make an exception for this one just because it made me cackle
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Actual lunch
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Lunch
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Stills from Eddie Izzard's Definite Article show. Eddie has short messy blonde hair and is wearing red lipstick and a red double breasted suit jacket. The captions read "Oranges can fuck off! That's what I say, and pears can fuck off too! Coz they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there! They're liek a rock, or they're mush!
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Now this is a flavour of christianity that I can get behind! None of this haaaaaleeeeluuuuuyuuuhhhhh bollocks, let's get bouncing, get some spirit in the holy spirit! church should be more like this and less singing "I'm not worthy, I'm nothing, not a worm, God is awesome, forgive me for being shit"
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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It's been a day. Time to relax
A baptist with fresh green weed packed in, and an icy glass of tropical flavoured pop, stupid on a glass desk
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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screenshot from star trek TNG s6e15 Tapestry. A Nausican, an alien with a face like Predator and long hair, faces Picard, over whose shoulder we're looking, captioned "like all democrats you talk and you talk but you have no gurumba"
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Lunch
A close-up of a bud of weed. It's a rich green with orange accents and looks like ours gonna get me baked as fuck
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Getting that Christmas feeling
A young woman sits to the left wearing a top with a bunch of pin badges. She's looking up with disdain at Santa. It's captioned "Ho de ho! Ho de ho!" to which the lady replies "Fascist"
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Michael York and someone else in the movie Cabaret. They're both framed by the window of a car door, and are both looking left to something off screen (an improptu nazi rally) It's captioned "Do you still think you can control them?"
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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We now want a small army of coton de tulear dogs. An even 5 should satisfy
A small white dog runs happily over grass. Their front two paws are off the ground, tail straight up, mouth open and very Kenneth Branagh in Murder on the Orient Express moustache in their fluffy hair. Doggo looks absolutely thrilled to be alive
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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When you accidentally flip to the front camera
A very fluffy grey bunny, photographed from the front and below, looking up at the bunny's snoot and lower face. The bunny's ears are pulled back behind their head
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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The New York Times headline "Did women ruin the workplace?" edited to read "did capitalism ruin the workplace?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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I thought it's worth paying £1.80 for a side salad, a nice palate cleanse after the curry, and the picture looks pretty enticing, look how fresh and good portion size-y that looks! Second pic is what I received :P I lol'd. Takeaways aren't what they used to be.
A beautifully fresh looking salad with quartered tomatoes, curly lettuce, and some onions, in what looks to be a decent sized bowl or plate A tiny plastic container containing one cherry tomato, one slice of cucumber, one slice of onion, and a lettuce leaf, sitting forlornly, aware of its shame, on a dinner bowl
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Want
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM