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Mark Roberts
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Peddler of pop culture related twaddle.
Used to blog a lot. Mostly about British comics. Not so much any more.
The year is 2099. World economies have crashed and burned. Nuclear war has rendered many territories uninhabitable. Vast tracts of lawless wasteland dominate the landscape.

Nottingham Forest expect to conclude their deal with Douglas Luiz any day now, with negotiations looking positive.
August 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
What is going on with the #NFFC social team?

I mean it’s likely to be a signing or a kit unveiling. But these two short looped videos (5 & 3 seconds respectively) have a certain David Lynch like quality to them.
August 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Mostly ‘Let’s go Loons!’. The Minnesota state bird (and symbol on Minnesota Utd’s crest) is a loon.
August 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than 6x using a gif (no Disney, Star Wars, LOTR, or Star Trek).
June 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Is it just me, or is anybody else getting powerful Greg Davies vibes, here?
June 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Picked up a truly terrible Side Quest in my local branch of The Range.
April 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Happy #WorldTheatreDay , folks.

Theatre is a medium which is bespoke. Live performance in front of a live audience. A synergy between both points, the one driving the energy of the other.

It’s also one of the longest surviving forms of art we have. It’s irreplaceable and deserves your support.
March 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A quick search with an online tool would suggest likely so.

But this was brought up a while back with an admission that they have been using it through Wizards of the Coast, who Hasbro own: gamerant.com/hasbro-ceo-a...
March 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Unquestionably this. Mr Noseybonk, the porcelain faced, dead-eyed monstrosity from the 1980s BBC children TV show Jigsaw. Absolute nightmare fuel. A grin which oozes malevolence and a nose which could be used as an improvised weapon.

#Jigsaw #MrNoseybonk #NightmareFuel
February 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well… it’s an eclectic combo for a collaboration, certainly. But what the hell is going on here? Has the ‘coco’ in Coco Pops been a shorthand for cocaine all this time, and I never knew?

Nobody is this excited about either cereal or novelty undercrackers without being on *something*.
February 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
First Monday of the year. Better set the most specific and important alarm I still have no recollection of ever creating.
January 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ah, Boxing Day in Great Britain. I hope you’ve all got your gloves at the ready for being challenged to a bout by random passers by.

But remember folks, tradition dictates that Boxing on Boxing Day must use full Marquess of Queensberry Rules. No exceptions.

#BritishThings #BoxingDay #Tradition
December 26, 2024 at 11:44 AM
I wasn’t entirely shit at this. I almost certainly would be today.
November 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Today I have been going through belongings at my parents’ place, which I sort of left there when I moved out in the early 2000s. Found a bunch of old GW miniatures I painted up when I was in my teens.

If I recall correctly, this guy’s name was Fungus The Loon (their naming, not mine).
November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally.
November 20, 2024 at 9:11 AM
19 year old me was also worryingly enthused about the power of the Breville. Student Mark made many a mistake with one of these bad boys!
December 31, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Um… there has got to be *better* way of phrasing that.
December 28, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Today is Boxing Day in Britain. The annual day where, across the land, festivity permits the challenging of random passers by to a boxing match.

Full Marquess of Queensberry Rules must be used. But with the change of monarch? They are now Marquess of KINGSberry Rules.

All true. Ask anyone!
December 26, 2023 at 11:58 AM
Christmas Day evening we were served this dessert based oddity at my parents’ place.

Christmas is often the place for the most boujee, needlessly ostentatious food. But this is pine cone. Made entirely out of chocolate mouse.
December 26, 2023 at 11:42 AM
Merry Christmas, Bluesky.

Let’s be realistic, shall we?
December 24, 2023 at 10:50 AM
Forest have rarely been very imaginative with their away shirts. It’s usually just swapping Red with White for White with Red.

There was this more creative one from the mod 1990s. But a rarity.
July 15, 2023 at 11:44 AM
The new away kit? Curious.

I had genuinely never asked myself the question ‘What would an Argentina kit look like if I happened to have a serious astigmatism in my eyes?’

But Adidas and Forest have provided me with that answer!
July 15, 2023 at 11:42 AM
Kit unveils are always a fun time of year.

Loving the third kit. Genuinely looks pretty classy. Like that a lot.
July 15, 2023 at 11:39 AM