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Grumpy Scotsman
@thatgrumpyscotsman.bsky.social
Gaming posts // Idiot // lover of things // memory like a thing with a bad memory // Semi-Adequate #gamer 🕹️🎮👾

Also I do this: Twitch.tv/thatgrumpyscotsman #twitch
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Hey 👋 Me? I’m a part time streamer on Twitch, here on X you’ll find dad jokes, memes and relatable stuff. (Sometimes even stream stuff)

Also find me on Insta, Threads and X. Search for thatgrumpyscotsman.

Also. Be kind to each other, it’s not hard 💜
Well that took an unexpected turn 🕹🎮
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
NPC: “The fate of the world depends on YOU, chosen one .”

Me: goes fishing for six hours. 🕹️🎮
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You’ve never known true frustration unless you’ve had to try and connect these blindly to the back of your PC 🕹️🎮
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I once broke up with a beautiful girl because she wouldn’t stop counting…..

….. I wonder what she’s up to now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I honestly don't have much energy for social media any more. I like to log in a couple of times a day to reply to my posts, throw up a meme or a joke or so but for the most part the people on these apps and the AI content drives me nuts.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I love when I say “I’ll put that somewhere safe” and then spend the rest of the week trying to decode whatever logic my past self was operating on.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Somehow we went from this to fighting for our lives to keep them charged for half a day.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Please leave me alone 🕹️🎮
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m looking at you specifically GTA 6 🎮🕹️
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now THIS is what you call a baller gaming setup 🕹️🎮
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sat down after work last night , controller in hand, ready for gaming… then blinked too slowly and suddenly it’s bedtime. This is what adulthood has become.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You have little to zero chance of ruining my day today, Scotland have qualified outright for the World Cup!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Last night I was hit over the head with a violin, then a clarinet and finally with a French horn…..

….. I’m pretty sure it was an orchestrated attack!
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I used to live for open world adventure, but these days there's just so unnecessary much fluff added to a game and not enough environmental storytelling.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I found out today that Dwayne Johnson has been living in the apartment above me for a long time.

I can't believe I've been living under a Rock for years.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Can someone please explain to me the physics of time dilation as it applies to weekends? I could have sworn yesterday was Friday.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's almost 2026 and I still can't get a USB to fit on the first attempt.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WHERE IS IT???? 🎮🕹️
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Console wars make no sense. It’s like fighting over who’s got the nicest fork at dinner.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Is “my dog looked sad that I was leaving” a valid reason not to go to work? It should be.
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
And it’s a peaceful life too 🕹️🎮
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Scientists got bored when they sat and watched the earth spin for 24 hours….

…. So they decided to call it a day.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So I did find a little bit of motivation over the weekend to do some work rebuilding my stream.
Still a lot left to do before I’m happy with it but I’m in no rush.

Once I eventually get it finished I’ll probably announce a schedule of only one stream a week to begin with.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Graphics have no bearing and I won’t be convinced otherwise. 🎮🕹️
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Technically, cool is subjective 🕹️🎮
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM