THE FUTURIST!
@tfuturist.bsky.social
A debonair melancholic waiting at the bad news bus stop located in Utter Despair NJ
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"Don't get misty, Nicole. @nruhrkraut.bsky.social saved The Ruhrkraut DM Files."
Nicole: "Oh, my stars, I'm so ... * sob * ... relieved. I was Demurely Ruhrkrying. Let me get myself together."
Nicole: "Oh, my stars, I'm so ... * sob * ... relieved. I was Demurely Ruhrkrying. Let me get myself together."
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Don't get misty, Nicole. @nruhrkraut.bsky.social saved The Ruhrkraut DM Files."
Nicole: "Oh, my stars, I'm so ... * sob * ... relieved. I was Demurely Ruhrkrying. Let me get myself together."
Nicole: "Oh, my stars, I'm so ... * sob * ... relieved. I was Demurely Ruhrkrying. Let me get myself together."
THE FUTURIST!, while finding a place to cry in seclusion, encountered Hipster David Thoreau in the Utter Despair Woods today.
HTD loves the changing foliage, the cooler temps and his chance to wear sweaters, but …
He hates how the falling leaves fluttered onto the pages of his book as he read.
HTD loves the changing foliage, the cooler temps and his chance to wear sweaters, but …
He hates how the falling leaves fluttered onto the pages of his book as he read.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
THE FUTURIST!, while finding a place to cry in seclusion, encountered Hipster David Thoreau in the Utter Despair Woods today.
HTD loves the changing foliage, the cooler temps and his chance to wear sweaters, but …
He hates how the falling leaves fluttered onto the pages of his book as he read.
HTD loves the changing foliage, the cooler temps and his chance to wear sweaters, but …
He hates how the falling leaves fluttered onto the pages of his book as he read.
Don't forget your Holiday Ice Cream Cake
Carvel Ad - Thanksgiving (1978)
YouTube video by Fred A
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November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Don't forget your Holiday Ice Cream Cake
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@davidkuhne.bsky.social Seeing an ad that announces that the cast of THE HOUSEMAID will compete on Celebrity Family Feud is not encouraging.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@davidkuhne.bsky.social Seeing an ad that announces that the cast of THE HOUSEMAID will compete on Celebrity Family Feud is not encouraging.
It's Happening
The movie theater is mobbed.
It's insane!!
The movie theater is mobbed.
It's insane!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's Happening
The movie theater is mobbed.
It's insane!!
The movie theater is mobbed.
It's insane!!
@nruhrkraut.bsky.social
Ugly Ruhrkrying
Ugly Ruhrkrying
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
@nruhrkraut.bsky.social
Ugly Ruhrkrying
Ugly Ruhrkrying
Tonight's screening in #ThimbleTheater is the last in the "A" titled Woody movies. Woody plays his least Woody-like character. Haven't seen this one in a long time.
🚨 WARNING: There is a small part featuring Jimmy Fallon.
#WoodyAtoZelig
🚨 WARNING: There is a small part featuring Jimmy Fallon.
#WoodyAtoZelig
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tonight's screening in #ThimbleTheater is the last in the "A" titled Woody movies. Woody plays his least Woody-like character. Haven't seen this one in a long time.
🚨 WARNING: There is a small part featuring Jimmy Fallon.
#WoodyAtoZelig
🚨 WARNING: There is a small part featuring Jimmy Fallon.
#WoodyAtoZelig
@gayerthanthou.bsky.social
Did you remember to pre-heat the oven?
Did you remember to pre-heat the oven?
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@gayerthanthou.bsky.social
Did you remember to pre-heat the oven?
Did you remember to pre-heat the oven?
Trump looks like Ray Milland without Rosey Grier in THE THING WITH TWO HEADS.
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Trump looks like Ray Milland without Rosey Grier in THE THING WITH TWO HEADS.
@selfstyledsiren.bsky.social
More Pop stars for #Caturday!
Well, sort of ...
Chad and Jeremy and Lesley Gore with Catwoman.
More Pop stars for #Caturday!
Well, sort of ...
Chad and Jeremy and Lesley Gore with Catwoman.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@selfstyledsiren.bsky.social
More Pop stars for #Caturday!
Well, sort of ...
Chad and Jeremy and Lesley Gore with Catwoman.
More Pop stars for #Caturday!
Well, sort of ...
Chad and Jeremy and Lesley Gore with Catwoman.
@sophiacim.bsky.social @nruhrkraut.bsky.social So crestfallen. All the DMs from Twitter (X) are gone. Vanished. Erased. The years of our pithy and cutting remarks expunged. It's like burning the letters between Van Gogh and his brother Theo.
* sigh *
* sigh *
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
@sophiacim.bsky.social @nruhrkraut.bsky.social So crestfallen. All the DMs from Twitter (X) are gone. Vanished. Erased. The years of our pithy and cutting remarks expunged. It's like burning the letters between Van Gogh and his brother Theo.
* sigh *
* sigh *
This is such a blatant terrorist threat! #bmoviemaniacs
Our star of the month was killed before the end of the movie, which contravenes a number of star of the month bylaws. But fear not, Clint will return again next week, and he just might survive the entire film! Thanks, Maniacs!
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is such a blatant terrorist threat! #bmoviemaniacs
Dear @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social
SNOWBEAST wins the Gold Medal in the Luge of Lethargic Lousy Movies That don't Show a Monster Event.
Now, excuse me. I'm about the wrap a billowy down snow vest in Mandarin Orange over my face and scream.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST! #bmoviemaniacs
SNOWBEAST wins the Gold Medal in the Luge of Lethargic Lousy Movies That don't Show a Monster Event.
Now, excuse me. I'm about the wrap a billowy down snow vest in Mandarin Orange over my face and scream.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST! #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Dear @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social
SNOWBEAST wins the Gold Medal in the Luge of Lethargic Lousy Movies That don't Show a Monster Event.
Now, excuse me. I'm about the wrap a billowy down snow vest in Mandarin Orange over my face and scream.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST! #bmoviemaniacs
SNOWBEAST wins the Gold Medal in the Luge of Lethargic Lousy Movies That don't Show a Monster Event.
Now, excuse me. I'm about the wrap a billowy down snow vest in Mandarin Orange over my face and scream.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST! #bmoviemaniacs
Snowbeast is going to be revealed as Kenny Rogers in his trademark white suit. #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Snowbeast is going to be revealed as Kenny Rogers in his trademark white suit. #bmoviemaniacs
@darrinenglish.bsky.social Do you think Cole died having breakfast coffee? #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
@darrinenglish.bsky.social Do you think Cole died having breakfast coffee? #bmoviemaniacs
That camper has Hot Wheels colors. #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
That camper has Hot Wheels colors. #bmoviemaniacs
"I just killed a stuffed bear. Now, I want a plate of flapjacks, butter, syrup, waffles, eggs over easy, and a quart of Thunderbird booze." #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"I just killed a stuffed bear. Now, I want a plate of flapjacks, butter, syrup, waffles, eggs over easy, and a quart of Thunderbird booze." #bmoviemaniacs
That woman in the car just got serviced by Triple AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAugh! #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
That woman in the car just got serviced by Triple AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAugh! #bmoviemaniacs
For Gods Sake! Don't they know that High School bands are a Snowbeast aphrodisiac? #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
For Gods Sake! Don't they know that High School bands are a Snowbeast aphrodisiac? #bmoviemaniacs
Wardrobe provided by L.L. Been To Hell and Back
#bmoviemaniacs
#bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Wardrobe provided by L.L. Been To Hell and Back
#bmoviemaniacs
#bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
@darrinenglish.bsky.social Are they serving hot coffee or hot cocoa or hot toddies with sandwiches at the lodge? #bmovimaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
@darrinenglish.bsky.social Are they serving hot coffee or hot cocoa or hot toddies with sandwiches at the lodge? #bmovimaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM