Tex
@texceptional.bsky.social
accidental ceramic artist · garlic bread consumer · feeder of ducks · buyer of Easter eggs · pro trams · salted caramel enthusiast 🟡🏳️🌈🇪🇺 #LGBwiththeT
Header photo: a really good chicken gyros I once ate
Header photo: a really good chicken gyros I once ate
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Tex
@texceptional.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Drag name: Soup Du Jour
I am aware this sounds deranged but did anyone just feel what could be described as a tiny earthquake in East London?
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am aware this sounds deranged but did anyone just feel what could be described as a tiny earthquake in East London?
when it's got a bubble wall you just know it's gonna hit different
Magic growing hot towels!
Kid's Egg Surprise!
Mints!
If they could have found some complimentary aperitifs they would be the top of the tree
But nonetheless we can celebrate that after some failures, good curry nights are so back❤️
Magic growing hot towels!
Kid's Egg Surprise!
Mints!
If they could have found some complimentary aperitifs they would be the top of the tree
But nonetheless we can celebrate that after some failures, good curry nights are so back❤️
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
when it's got a bubble wall you just know it's gonna hit different
Magic growing hot towels!
Kid's Egg Surprise!
Mints!
If they could have found some complimentary aperitifs they would be the top of the tree
But nonetheless we can celebrate that after some failures, good curry nights are so back❤️
Magic growing hot towels!
Kid's Egg Surprise!
Mints!
If they could have found some complimentary aperitifs they would be the top of the tree
But nonetheless we can celebrate that after some failures, good curry nights are so back❤️
My father, pointing at a Christmas grotto with absolute sincerity: "that's weird, that wasn't here in summer".
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My father, pointing at a Christmas grotto with absolute sincerity: "that's weird, that wasn't here in summer".
What is your fucking PROBLEM @rachel?????
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
What is your fucking PROBLEM @rachel?????
Blatant false advertising
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Blatant false advertising
When will it not be wet and dark, please
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When will it not be wet and dark, please
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Do a charity 10k run, in November, that’ll be fun, I thought! Pissing it down.
If you’d like to join me in donating to the fab HIV and sexual health work that @tht.org.uk do, I’d love some help to propel me!
www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
If you’d like to join me in donating to the fab HIV and sexual health work that @tht.org.uk do, I’d love some help to propel me!
www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Do a charity 10k run, in November, that’ll be fun, I thought! Pissing it down.
If you’d like to join me in donating to the fab HIV and sexual health work that @tht.org.uk do, I’d love some help to propel me!
www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
If you’d like to join me in donating to the fab HIV and sexual health work that @tht.org.uk do, I’d love some help to propel me!
www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...
I am the line manager of the CONCERN TEAM
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I am the line manager of the CONCERN TEAM
As I watch with concern as a giant pile of lettuce is added to my "1 x Chicken Gyros Wrap: special order NO Lettuce" I can't help but think if more people played Hot Dog Bush as a child we'd have much better order accuracy in hospitality.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
As I watch with concern as a giant pile of lettuce is added to my "1 x Chicken Gyros Wrap: special order NO Lettuce" I can't help but think if more people played Hot Dog Bush as a child we'd have much better order accuracy in hospitality.
Just gave notice at the job I've done for 11 years 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just gave notice at the job I've done for 11 years 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
How does everyone store their honey to stop it going solid in the kitchen in winter?
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
How does everyone store their honey to stop it going solid in the kitchen in winter?
It's Nemo! From Eurovision!
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's Nemo! From Eurovision!
Normalise Shhhhing adults the way we do to loud children
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Normalise Shhhhing adults the way we do to loud children
"Ok, so where are we" - Steve, immediately on arrival.
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Ok, so where are we" - Steve, immediately on arrival.
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
Reposted by Tex
Jupiter says trans rights
🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Jupiter says trans rights
This would catch a lot of you
(Derogatory)
(Derogatory)
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This would catch a lot of you
(Derogatory)
(Derogatory)
Would anyone unironically want to go and see the paddington musical
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Would anyone unironically want to go and see the paddington musical
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While most #postbox manufacturers merely produced the postbox designs requested, Machan Engineering were different. They approached Royal Mail with some ideas of their own, including the Types L and M pedestal boxes - here's a Type L with the Scottish Crown, and a Type M with Elizabeth II's cipher
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
While most #postbox manufacturers merely produced the postbox designs requested, Machan Engineering were different. They approached Royal Mail with some ideas of their own, including the Types L and M pedestal boxes - here's a Type L with the Scottish Crown, and a Type M with Elizabeth II's cipher
Huh. Boats can get parking tickets! Who knew!
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Huh. Boats can get parking tickets! Who knew!
It's quite overdue so I would like Jessie Ware to do an album and a tour that I can go to where I can watch her perform live the songs on the album on the tour that I would be at
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's quite overdue so I would like Jessie Ware to do an album and a tour that I can go to where I can watch her perform live the songs on the album on the tour that I would be at
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68 closed stores 🍕
Terrifying
Terrifying
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
68 closed stores 🍕
Terrifying
Terrifying
Immensely awkward bumping into my ice skating teacher in Ann Summers where I buying stockings and suspenders for myself
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Immensely awkward bumping into my ice skating teacher in Ann Summers where I buying stockings and suspenders for myself