Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋
@texasteacakes.bsky.social
Black Burlesque Perfomer currently in the Midwest!
Yes, I am from Texas. (Houston, Acres Homes)
No, I do not care if it's confusing. (You're confusing)
I want to be the ambassador to all things sexy, cool, and pickles 🥒
Yes, I am from Texas. (Houston, Acres Homes)
No, I do not care if it's confusing. (You're confusing)
I want to be the ambassador to all things sexy, cool, and pickles 🥒
September 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Tis Virgo SZN ♍️
If you were planning on getting me anything for my birthday, I'd like to request 💰 🤑 💸 BEFORE Sept. 5th. Your gurl needs travel funds. Feel free to Venmo me @TexasTeaCakes or throw me a little extra!
#burlesquesky #blacksky #neoburlesque #fatburlesque #virgo #showgirllife #showgirl
If you were planning on getting me anything for my birthday, I'd like to request 💰 🤑 💸 BEFORE Sept. 5th. Your gurl needs travel funds. Feel free to Venmo me @TexasTeaCakes or throw me a little extra!
#burlesquesky #blacksky #neoburlesque #fatburlesque #virgo #showgirllife #showgirl
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tis Virgo SZN ♍️
If you were planning on getting me anything for my birthday, I'd like to request 💰 🤑 💸 BEFORE Sept. 5th. Your gurl needs travel funds. Feel free to Venmo me @TexasTeaCakes or throw me a little extra!
#burlesquesky #blacksky #neoburlesque #fatburlesque #virgo #showgirllife #showgirl
If you were planning on getting me anything for my birthday, I'd like to request 💰 🤑 💸 BEFORE Sept. 5th. Your gurl needs travel funds. Feel free to Venmo me @TexasTeaCakes or throw me a little extra!
#burlesquesky #blacksky #neoburlesque #fatburlesque #virgo #showgirllife #showgirl
I'm still trying to figure this all out.
📸: @streetminx
#burlesque #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #fatburlesque #mnburlesque #showgirl #booty
📸: @streetminx
#burlesque #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #fatburlesque #mnburlesque #showgirl #booty
August 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm still trying to figure this all out.
📸: @streetminx
#burlesque #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #fatburlesque #mnburlesque #showgirl #booty
📸: @streetminx
#burlesque #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #fatburlesque #mnburlesque #showgirl #booty
🩷💚💙 Powerpuff Gang 💙💚🩷
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #burlesque #blerd #blackcosplay
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #burlesque #blerd #blackcosplay
August 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🩷💚💙 Powerpuff Gang 💙💚🩷
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #burlesque #blerd #blackcosplay
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #burlesque #blerd #blackcosplay
Happy August! Just wanted to announce an upcoming show for this month we wouldn't want anyone to miss.
🥒💚The Big Dill Show is coming💚🍾
More info to come on ticket prices for this event! We will keep you posted!
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #thebigdillshow
🥒💚The Big Dill Show is coming💚🍾
More info to come on ticket prices for this event! We will keep you posted!
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #thebigdillshow
August 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy August! Just wanted to announce an upcoming show for this month we wouldn't want anyone to miss.
🥒💚The Big Dill Show is coming💚🍾
More info to come on ticket prices for this event! We will keep you posted!
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #thebigdillshow
🥒💚The Big Dill Show is coming💚🍾
More info to come on ticket prices for this event! We will keep you posted!
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #thebigdillshow
'Let them eat Cake$'
📍@bawdybawdyhaha
📸 @madame_ether_studios
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #blackburlesqueperformers #neoburlesque
📍@bawdybawdyhaha
📸 @madame_ether_studios
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #blackburlesqueperformers #neoburlesque
July 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
'Let them eat Cake$'
📍@bawdybawdyhaha
📸 @madame_ether_studios
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #blackburlesqueperformers #neoburlesque
📍@bawdybawdyhaha
📸 @madame_ether_studios
#burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #blackburlesqueperformers #neoburlesque
July 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A performer asked if I was behind these girl group numbers that have been popping up. I sheepishly replied "No" and then devilishly replied, "But, maybe."
I'm just spreading the message of the 90s: girl power (but like in a gender fluid and non-bionary kind of way, so all my friends can join in)
I'm just spreading the message of the 90s: girl power (but like in a gender fluid and non-bionary kind of way, so all my friends can join in)
July 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A performer asked if I was behind these girl group numbers that have been popping up. I sheepishly replied "No" and then devilishly replied, "But, maybe."
I'm just spreading the message of the 90s: girl power (but like in a gender fluid and non-bionary kind of way, so all my friends can join in)
I'm just spreading the message of the 90s: girl power (but like in a gender fluid and non-bionary kind of way, so all my friends can join in)
✨️When you see me this summer, just know that I'm deep in my bag. I be on my shit! ✨️
All while the world burns 🔥
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
All while the world burns 🔥
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
✨️When you see me this summer, just know that I'm deep in my bag. I be on my shit! ✨️
All while the world burns 🔥
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
All while the world burns 🔥
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
📚That Texas is a real page turner 📚
I am got into the @dutchburlesquefestival this year, and I am looking for any extra bookings to help a show girl fly her way to Amsterdam!
Feel free to DM or email me. You know you wanna book me 😜
#showgirl #burlesquempls #burlesquesky #blacksky
I am got into the @dutchburlesquefestival this year, and I am looking for any extra bookings to help a show girl fly her way to Amsterdam!
Feel free to DM or email me. You know you wanna book me 😜
#showgirl #burlesquempls #burlesquesky #blacksky
June 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
📚That Texas is a real page turner 📚
I am got into the @dutchburlesquefestival this year, and I am looking for any extra bookings to help a show girl fly her way to Amsterdam!
Feel free to DM or email me. You know you wanna book me 😜
#showgirl #burlesquempls #burlesquesky #blacksky
I am got into the @dutchburlesquefestival this year, and I am looking for any extra bookings to help a show girl fly her way to Amsterdam!
Feel free to DM or email me. You know you wanna book me 😜
#showgirl #burlesquempls #burlesquesky #blacksky
Tonight, I'm producing a thing.
Producing is hard, but I do like making very specific shows. I hope to do some more at some point.
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
Producing is hard, but I do like making very specific shows. I hope to do some more at some point.
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tonight, I'm producing a thing.
Producing is hard, but I do like making very specific shows. I hope to do some more at some point.
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
Producing is hard, but I do like making very specific shows. I hope to do some more at some point.
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
I'm really that pickle girly
📸:Starseed Studios
📍:Minneapolis Burlesque Festival
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #pickles #picklelovers
📸:Starseed Studios
📍:Minneapolis Burlesque Festival
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #pickles #picklelovers
May 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I'm really that pickle girly
📸:Starseed Studios
📍:Minneapolis Burlesque Festival
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #pickles #picklelovers
📸:Starseed Studios
📍:Minneapolis Burlesque Festival
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #pickles #picklelovers
So, here they are! Mama Tea Cake$ and Grandma Tea Cake$! The women who taught me what I imagine I put out on the stage. The inspiration that they are and continue to be! I love them more than words can express, and I wanted to share that with you all today!
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
May 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So, here they are! Mama Tea Cake$ and Grandma Tea Cake$! The women who taught me what I imagine I put out on the stage. The inspiration that they are and continue to be! I love them more than words can express, and I wanted to share that with you all today!
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
May 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
✨️Idlewyld is looking for sponsorship!✨️
I'm looking to have art installations, special drink menus, and help pay for performers/crew/dj & photographers!
Info in the picture!
Please reach out directly to me directly.
#burlesquesky #sponsorship
I'm looking to have art installations, special drink menus, and help pay for performers/crew/dj & photographers!
Info in the picture!
Please reach out directly to me directly.
#burlesquesky #sponsorship
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
✨️Idlewyld is looking for sponsorship!✨️
I'm looking to have art installations, special drink menus, and help pay for performers/crew/dj & photographers!
Info in the picture!
Please reach out directly to me directly.
#burlesquesky #sponsorship
I'm looking to have art installations, special drink menus, and help pay for performers/crew/dj & photographers!
Info in the picture!
Please reach out directly to me directly.
#burlesquesky #sponsorship
✨️In honor of the 2025 Met Gala theme (Superfine: Tailoring Black Style), I wanted to share ideas of what you could wear to Idlewyld on May 31st!✨️
As the late, great André Leon Talley would say, "It's a famine of beauty. The famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are starving for beauty!"
#burlesquesky
As the late, great André Leon Talley would say, "It's a famine of beauty. The famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are starving for beauty!"
#burlesquesky
May 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
✨️In honor of the 2025 Met Gala theme (Superfine: Tailoring Black Style), I wanted to share ideas of what you could wear to Idlewyld on May 31st!✨️
As the late, great André Leon Talley would say, "It's a famine of beauty. The famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are starving for beauty!"
#burlesquesky
As the late, great André Leon Talley would say, "It's a famine of beauty. The famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are starving for beauty!"
#burlesquesky
May 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What happens when we are made to thrive in place and time that is telling us we can't? I think we bloom despite all of it 💐
#burlesquesky #idlewyld
#burlesquesky #idlewyld
May 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
What happens when we are made to thrive in place and time that is telling us we can't? I think we bloom despite all of it 💐
#burlesquesky #idlewyld
#burlesquesky #idlewyld
April 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today's the day!
April 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Today's the day!
#dyingforsex makes me feel all the feelings. I will silently be obsessed with this show for the month.
April 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#dyingforsex makes me feel all the feelings. I will silently be obsessed with this show for the month.
Did I cry a lot while making all 3 of these? You damn right, I did.
Did I sew things in backward and have to put them back in the correct way? For sure.
Was it sewing up down to the hour before I had to be present at the venue for rehearsal with @hazelnoire @the_lady_caress_ha ? YUP
#burlesquesky
Did I sew things in backward and have to put them back in the correct way? For sure.
Was it sewing up down to the hour before I had to be present at the venue for rehearsal with @hazelnoire @the_lady_caress_ha ? YUP
#burlesquesky
March 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Did I cry a lot while making all 3 of these? You damn right, I did.
Did I sew things in backward and have to put them back in the correct way? For sure.
Was it sewing up down to the hour before I had to be present at the venue for rehearsal with @hazelnoire @the_lady_caress_ha ? YUP
#burlesquesky
Did I sew things in backward and have to put them back in the correct way? For sure.
Was it sewing up down to the hour before I had to be present at the venue for rehearsal with @hazelnoire @the_lady_caress_ha ? YUP
#burlesquesky
March 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM