Texas Krusty
@texaskrusty.bsky.social
Fightin’ Texas liberal. 30-year D flack. Cat and dog dude. Don’t do drugs (unless you brought enough to share). Clinically diagnosed Justice Complex. Still 6' 5". ATX
Name a film with an airplane.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Name a film with an airplane.
Very ‘I am really, really going to miss you, Apu’ vibes from all conservatives when their policies are actually instituted.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Very ‘I am really, really going to miss you, Apu’ vibes from all conservatives when their policies are actually instituted.
Amazing how similar Trump 2’s trajectory matches when Homer won election to become Springfield Sanitation Commissioner.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Amazing how similar Trump 2’s trajectory matches when Homer won election to become Springfield Sanitation Commissioner.
Finch really loves my wife
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Finch really loves my wife
I’M A DIRTY SKUNK? I’M A DIRTY SKUNK?
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’M A DIRTY SKUNK? I’M A DIRTY SKUNK?
My dear little Sirius (RIP my buddy)
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My dear little Sirius (RIP my buddy)
Like the Simpsons cat burglar episode where he’s about to break into the Simpson’s house and sees Homer’s keys in the door.
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Like the Simpsons cat burglar episode where he’s about to break into the Simpson’s house and sees Homer’s keys in the door.
In the late 70s, I was 8 years old and took a bus from the farthest out suburbs of Houston into the city to meet my dad at his office so we could go to an Astros game.
These people are so fucking terrified and it is about one thing and one thing only.
Plus ca change
These people are so fucking terrified and it is about one thing and one thing only.
Plus ca change
October 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In the late 70s, I was 8 years old and took a bus from the farthest out suburbs of Houston into the city to meet my dad at his office so we could go to an Astros game.
These people are so fucking terrified and it is about one thing and one thing only.
Plus ca change
These people are so fucking terrified and it is about one thing and one thing only.
Plus ca change
To: all military leaders
From: TACO & Tipsy McStagger
RE: YOU’RE FAT & NEED TO KILL US CIVILIANS
From: TACO & Tipsy McStagger
RE: YOU’RE FAT & NEED TO KILL US CIVILIANS
September 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
To: all military leaders
From: TACO & Tipsy McStagger
RE: YOU’RE FAT & NEED TO KILL US CIVILIANS
From: TACO & Tipsy McStagger
RE: YOU’RE FAT & NEED TO KILL US CIVILIANS
Let’s have some fun and ignore <all this> for a brief moment.
Post a book that changed your life as a kid.
Made me an environmentalist from about 5.
Post a book that changed your life as a kid.
Made me an environmentalist from about 5.
September 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Let’s have some fun and ignore <all this> for a brief moment.
Post a book that changed your life as a kid.
Made me an environmentalist from about 5.
Post a book that changed your life as a kid.
Made me an environmentalist from about 5.
What’s your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What’s your sign?
The grays
Ronin after his triumph over the evil catnip trout
Finch, with his woobie
Pablo, readying himself to knock over my glass of water
Ronin after his triumph over the evil catnip trout
Finch, with his woobie
Pablo, readying himself to knock over my glass of water
September 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The grays
Ronin after his triumph over the evil catnip trout
Finch, with his woobie
Pablo, readying himself to knock over my glass of water
Ronin after his triumph over the evil catnip trout
Finch, with his woobie
Pablo, readying himself to knock over my glass of water
A horror movie that starts with the first letter of your name.
J is for Jacob’s Ladder.
J is for Jacob’s Ladder.
September 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A horror movie that starts with the first letter of your name.
J is for Jacob’s Ladder.
J is for Jacob’s Ladder.
The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again:
#1 bra
#2 horny
#3 family jewels
#1 bra
#2 horny
#3 family jewels
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again:
#1 bra
#2 horny
#3 family jewels
#1 bra
#2 horny
#3 family jewels
The second. Because that’s how Moe Szyslack would want it.
September 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The second. Because that’s how Moe Szyslack would want it.
Too good of a movie. I’ll go with Megaforce. Look at that cybertruck!
September 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Too good of a movie. I’ll go with Megaforce. Look at that cybertruck!
The majestic American indoor panther relaxes after his triumph over the dreaded catnip trout
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The majestic American indoor panther relaxes after his triumph over the dreaded catnip trout