I'd forgotten about that, thanks for reviving that memory 🙂

I see that Macdonalds adverts started earlier than thought

The carol singer from Hell

You'll regret that when you're at dinner and look up to see me outside the window like a Victorian waif...

I will still tease you for being soppy but in truth it's lovely to see a man talking about his kids like this.

Hair and height. I'm 185cm and have often been misgendered since junior school regardless of hair length.

Try Egyptian cats. The British Museum shop may have what you want. There's also a shop in Chalk Farm called Meow Town that has a whole range of cat stuff, some not cutesy at all.

I have a better idea. Give me your address and I'll pop round for dinner 😉

Thanks. One thing I do like is falafel and tomatoes chopped up, microwaved 3min, then some olive oil stirred in. Good on toast

I hate cooking, meat is easy and quick, so if you have any really easy vegan recipes that would help (no dairy)

A child-like animal, something small and cutesy like the mouse in the Gruffalo or the Robin in the Aardman animation (not a book, I know).