Elliot Whitcombe, Cryptid Camp Counselor
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Elliot Whitcombe, Cryptid Camp Counselor
@terriblybland.bsky.social
super chaotic lil rat boy - flower farmer - he/they
and he spent the whole time in the back seat nodding his head and mumbling positive things like, "yup, nice, you turned the right way" and "very good. very good" as my mom stream-of-conscious yapped the entire half-hour drive)
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
he's been treating me like a son in ways i never got to experience growing up. (the same man that made me cry during my first attempt to drive stick in a parking lot 20 years ago let me drive his truck last month. i drove him and ma, both reasonably and pleasantly drunk, home from a charity dinner,
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
today was baklava
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i didn't come here to fuck around
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
also, thank you past me for his meticulous note-keeping so that i had old rep counts and weight notes to reference half a year later
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
got to the last word of the book and immediately began to sob. 10/10 @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social is out here creating amazing, brutal novels
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
mmmmm they're at it again
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
we avoid "talking politics" around her when possible and try to stay vague when anything *does* come up, but apparently she's picked up the vibe regardless
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
bonus sweaty boy pic during my trip up eagle falls
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ten and a half months of lettin' the t cook, baby
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
i'd still swipe left on them btw there's just something very fun about being able to make fun of shitty cis dudes from the position of *another* dude. it's a new position for me socially
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
people were riled UP. an hour straight of public comments, all of us universally against the data center and clear about our intentions to fight the fight all the way through
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM