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Nothing like a rousing game of scum to rekindle my hatred of capitalism
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Happy new years to anyone who doesn’t like Shai
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I program because I love to program. AI is ruining that and it is depressing.
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“AI is built on the collective knowledge of humanity, and so its profits are shared.” lol capitalism could never
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
They say never meet your heroes. Turns out distance doesn’t always help either. #BillGates
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Putting gloves on a baby is the hardest thing I’ve done as a parent
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Looks like Jokic is the new coach #nuggets #nba
April 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Melania Trump looking like Jim Carrey in The Mask today lol
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
November 28, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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Security pro tip: if you find a USB key on the ground somewhere, DO NOT plug it in to your home computer.

Take it to the office and plug it in there. They have way better software that will mitigate any threats.
November 27, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I cannot express to you enough how weird I find it when people smell their cats.
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Hot take: Thanksgiving has the worst food of any holiday. Dry turkey. Soggy bread. Weird salads. Pies. Why.
November 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
It’s amazing that United was able to fill an ENTIRE hour and a half flight with PA announcements.
November 26, 2024 at 7:34 AM
What genius at #TSA decided it would be a good idea to have 3 people trying to shove all their belongings onto a conveyor at the same time??
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
November 20, 2024 at 1:37 AM
November 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM