Mel K
@tensionissues.bsky.social
Leftist, sewist, depressionist. A classic American dish.
Dogs, quilts, music, non-sequiturs.
BloNo IL
She/her (maybe they, I don't know yet) 🏳️🌈 🧵🪡 🍉
Dogs, quilts, music, non-sequiturs.
BloNo IL
She/her (maybe they, I don't know yet) 🏳️🌈 🧵🪡 🍉
Had a yearly checkup the other day. I've lost 40 pounds since June. Doc asked if I felt better.
"Not at all," I told him.
Yaaaaaaay
"Not at all," I told him.
Yaaaaaaay
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Had a yearly checkup the other day. I've lost 40 pounds since June. Doc asked if I felt better.
"Not at all," I told him.
Yaaaaaaay
"Not at all," I told him.
Yaaaaaaay
Celery is the worst of the common peanut butter distributors.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Celery is the worst of the common peanut butter distributors.
Any day I get to say "quilt shop glory hole" to a customer is a good day.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Any day I get to say "quilt shop glory hole" to a customer is a good day.
I made the mistake of texting my mother while I have a headache
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I made the mistake of texting my mother while I have a headache
Moths are disgusting. The only moth I can handle is the Gandalf's moth friend from Fellowship.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Moths are disgusting. The only moth I can handle is the Gandalf's moth friend from Fellowship.
Added 5 sneezes today and yesterday. Things are ramping up. 723
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Added 5 sneezes today and yesterday. Things are ramping up. 723
Cooking and filling the dishwasher means throwing the utensils you were using to cook in the dirty dishwater.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Cooking and filling the dishwasher means throwing the utensils you were using to cook in the dirty dishwater.
I miss my 89 Volvo 240
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I miss my 89 Volvo 240
The worst part about Game of Thrones is how the Night's Watch hasn't discovered hats yet
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The worst part about Game of Thrones is how the Night's Watch hasn't discovered hats yet
I just sneezed my 700th sneeze this year.
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I just sneezed my 700th sneeze this year.
Reposted by Mel K
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
I've sneezed 650 times this year.
September 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've sneezed 650 times this year.
Heads up, Bloomington-Normal
August 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Heads up, Bloomington-Normal
Reposted by Mel K
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT
- oNe hOUr laTer-
- oNe hOUr laTer-
August 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT
- oNe hOUr laTer-
- oNe hOUr laTer-
July 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I've got the Just Got Out of the Shower and Should Fix My Bangs Before They Dry Stupid but I'm So Tired Blues
July 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I've got the Just Got Out of the Shower and Should Fix My Bangs Before They Dry Stupid but I'm So Tired Blues
I told a co-worker today what I paid for 3 MCR tickets and she said, wow, I didn't even pay that much to see Kenny Chesney.
July 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I told a co-worker today what I paid for 3 MCR tickets and she said, wow, I didn't even pay that much to see Kenny Chesney.
I've sneezed 500 times this year
July 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I've sneezed 500 times this year
Reposted by Mel K
I wrote about how the Everglades experiment fits into the history of concentration camps in the US and abroad, and how it will connect a domestic network of camps to an international one. We’re watching the imposition of a global concentration camp network.
Opinion | Don’t call it ‘Alligator Alcatraz.’ Call it a concentration camp.
This facility’s purpose fits the classic model, and its existence points to serious dangers ahead for the country.
www.msnbc.com
July 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I wrote about how the Everglades experiment fits into the history of concentration camps in the US and abroad, and how it will connect a domestic network of camps to an international one. We’re watching the imposition of a global concentration camp network.
Reposted by Mel K
Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.
July 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.
OESD (big embroidery design company) and Bernina have partnered with Warner Bros. to license their characters and now I'm going to have to explain 10 times a day at work why I won't buy or recommend any Harry Potter stuff.
But I'll spread the word, I guess.
But I'll spread the word, I guess.
June 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
OESD (big embroidery design company) and Bernina have partnered with Warner Bros. to license their characters and now I'm going to have to explain 10 times a day at work why I won't buy or recommend any Harry Potter stuff.
But I'll spread the word, I guess.
But I'll spread the word, I guess.
The Zuckerbergs decided the school they opened and solely funded wasn't worth it anymore.
archive.ph
June 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Zuckerbergs decided the school they opened and solely funded wasn't worth it anymore.
June 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
