Tenebrae Wyatt
@tenebraewyatt.bsky.social
Fuck you, Yuta.
I trust and bleed.
I write cynical thinkpieces with arcane references and a surreal sense of humor. Want one? Nobody rides for free.
Message me. We'll talk.
I trust and bleed.
I write cynical thinkpieces with arcane references and a surreal sense of humor. Want one? Nobody rides for free.
Message me. We'll talk.
It's #ROHFinalBattle Night and hearing Mox on commentary helps to balance my admittedly fucked-up chakras.
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's #ROHFinalBattle Night and hearing Mox on commentary helps to balance my admittedly fucked-up chakras.
Being kind and polite goes a long way, even with strangers. Maybe especially with strangers. 6/6
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Being kind and polite goes a long way, even with strangers. Maybe especially with strangers. 6/6
Remember that when you're in a retail establishment and feel the desire to be an asshole. Don't do it. You won't make things happen any faster, and you will make everyone around you uncomfortable and sad. I can't be the only one who feels that anger especially hard. 5/6
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Remember that when you're in a retail establishment and feel the desire to be an asshole. Don't do it. You won't make things happen any faster, and you will make everyone around you uncomfortable and sad. I can't be the only one who feels that anger especially hard. 5/6
Honestly, I don't know how y'all do it. Being out there in that sea of micro-aggressions makes me self-conscious and anxious. 4/6
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Honestly, I don't know how y'all do it. Being out there in that sea of micro-aggressions makes me self-conscious and anxious. 4/6
We had to go Yule shopping in person today. Everyone was harried and oblivious to each other, like slot cars with debit cards, all on their own little track. 3/6
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We had to go Yule shopping in person today. Everyone was harried and oblivious to each other, like slot cars with debit cards, all on their own little track. 3/6
The isolation has made me weirder, more awkward, and sometimes I don't know what to do or say odd things, so I try to keep quiet. 2/6
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The isolation has made me weirder, more awkward, and sometimes I don't know what to do or say odd things, so I try to keep quiet. 2/6
TL;DR Be nice to retail workers and each other.
I work from home. I haven't had much truck with the outside world since COVID. I talk to my family and online friends. On weekends, I get to the grocery store and the dump. 1/6
I work from home. I haven't had much truck with the outside world since COVID. I talk to my family and online friends. On weekends, I get to the grocery store and the dump. 1/6
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
TL;DR Be nice to retail workers and each other.
I work from home. I haven't had much truck with the outside world since COVID. I talk to my family and online friends. On weekends, I get to the grocery store and the dump. 1/6
I work from home. I haven't had much truck with the outside world since COVID. I talk to my family and online friends. On weekends, I get to the grocery store and the dump. 1/6
What in the Soylent Green hell is happening here? How many women have been "infused" into these socks? Did ICE do this?
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What in the Soylent Green hell is happening here? How many women have been "infused" into these socks? Did ICE do this?
We were never upset with Larry. #wrestlesky
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We were never upset with Larry. #wrestlesky
As I do every year, I feel compelled to remind you that this character's name is Lazar Wulf.
LAZAR WULF.
#FiddlerOnTheRoof
LAZAR WULF.
#FiddlerOnTheRoof
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
As I do every year, I feel compelled to remind you that this character's name is Lazar Wulf.
LAZAR WULF.
#FiddlerOnTheRoof
LAZAR WULF.
#FiddlerOnTheRoof
You should be watching 'Chainsaws Were Singing' right now. It's on VOD, and you should hunt it down.
I interviewed the director and producer, and I'm not good at interviews, but here it is.
Also: watch this dang movie!
biffbampop.com/2024/09/23/f...
I interviewed the director and producer, and I'm not good at interviews, but here it is.
Also: watch this dang movie!
biffbampop.com/2024/09/23/f...
Fantastic Fest 2024: Interview with 'Chainsaws Were Singing' Director Sander Maran and Co-Producer Jan Andresson
Immerse yourself in a two-part interview with the director and co-producer of 'Chainsaws Were Singing' straight from Fantastic Fest 2004!
biffbampop.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You should be watching 'Chainsaws Were Singing' right now. It's on VOD, and you should hunt it down.
I interviewed the director and producer, and I'm not good at interviews, but here it is.
Also: watch this dang movie!
biffbampop.com/2024/09/23/f...
I interviewed the director and producer, and I'm not good at interviews, but here it is.
Also: watch this dang movie!
biffbampop.com/2024/09/23/f...
The C2 is not working out how I had planned, and I'm so happy. I love surprises. #AEWOnTV #wrestlesky
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The C2 is not working out how I had planned, and I'm so happy. I love surprises. #AEWOnTV #wrestlesky
Our annual Thanksgiving week viewing has begun.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Our annual Thanksgiving week viewing has begun.
Congratulations, Ricochet. Make us proud. #AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Congratulations, Ricochet. Make us proud. #AEWFullGear
Without downloading any new photos, what is it like to date you?
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Without downloading any new photos, what is it like to date you?
They say to write about what you love, so here are words that @flashymcflash.bsky.social and I wrote about tonight's #AEWFullGear! #wrestlesky #forthesickos @aewontv.bsky.social
Jeffery X Martin and Sachin Hingoo give predictions on All Elite Wrestling’s November PPV, Full Gear! @aewontv.bsky.social @flashymcflash.bsky.social @tenebraewyatt.bsky.social
biffbampop.com/2025/11/22/a...
biffbampop.com/2025/11/22/a...
Around the Loop: Predicting the Results of a Stipulation-Forward 'AEW Full Gear (2025)'
Jeffery X Martin and Sachin Hingoo give their predictions for AEW's stipulation-forward November PPV!
biffbampop.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They say to write about what you love, so here are words that @flashymcflash.bsky.social and I wrote about tonight's #AEWFullGear! #wrestlesky #forthesickos @aewontv.bsky.social
Dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
Why has the Cootiebug never seen THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI: ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION?
I don't know. I try so hard.
Are we rectifying that right now?
Yes. Yes, you're godsdamned skippy we are.
#LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy
I don't know. I try so hard.
Are we rectifying that right now?
Yes. Yes, you're godsdamned skippy we are.
#LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why has the Cootiebug never seen THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI: ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION?
I don't know. I try so hard.
Are we rectifying that right now?
Yes. Yes, you're godsdamned skippy we are.
#LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy
I don't know. I try so hard.
Are we rectifying that right now?
Yes. Yes, you're godsdamned skippy we are.
#LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy
Is it my favorite?
No.
Is this what you watch after seeing Josh Gates work around Egypt for three hours?
Absolutely.
Also: it's my *second* favorite, so gnaw on that.
No.
Is this what you watch after seeing Josh Gates work around Egypt for three hours?
Absolutely.
Also: it's my *second* favorite, so gnaw on that.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Is it my favorite?
No.
Is this what you watch after seeing Josh Gates work around Egypt for three hours?
Absolutely.
Also: it's my *second* favorite, so gnaw on that.
No.
Is this what you watch after seeing Josh Gates work around Egypt for three hours?
Absolutely.
Also: it's my *second* favorite, so gnaw on that.
Feeling an overwhelming desire to listen to R.E.M.'s "Fables of the Reconstruction."
[It's okay if you thought it was "Reconstruction of the Fables." I did for years, and I'm Southern.]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVe...
[It's okay if you thought it was "Reconstruction of the Fables." I did for years, and I'm Southern.]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVe...
Maps And Legends (2010 Remaster)
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Feeling an overwhelming desire to listen to R.E.M.'s "Fables of the Reconstruction."
[It's okay if you thought it was "Reconstruction of the Fables." I did for years, and I'm Southern.]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVe...
[It's okay if you thought it was "Reconstruction of the Fables." I did for years, and I'm Southern.]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVe...
This is what I mean when I say, "Go Vols!" #yeehawbrewingcompany
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is what I mean when I say, "Go Vols!" #yeehawbrewingcompany
Need a good laugh tonight. Might watch "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" (which is the funniest movie ever made, and I will die on that hill).
That, or "Fight Club."
That, or "Fight Club."
a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other in front of a tree .
ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other in front of a tree .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Need a good laugh tonight. Might watch "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" (which is the funniest movie ever made, and I will die on that hill).
That, or "Fight Club."
That, or "Fight Club."
Kyle O'Reilly.
Sweet Jesus gods.
What a freakin' Kyle.
What an incredible #AEWBloodAndGuts tonight.
Thank you so much, #AEW.
Sweet Jesus gods.
What a freakin' Kyle.
What an incredible #AEWBloodAndGuts tonight.
Thank you so much, #AEW.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kyle O'Reilly.
Sweet Jesus gods.
What a freakin' Kyle.
What an incredible #AEWBloodAndGuts tonight.
Thank you so much, #AEW.
Sweet Jesus gods.
What a freakin' Kyle.
What an incredible #AEWBloodAndGuts tonight.
Thank you so much, #AEW.