Elisabeth
@temptedeli.bsky.social
I run on coffee, cold weather, and dark humor. The coffee is non-negotiable. Reading quiets my overworked brain.
https://temptedeli.substack.com/
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I don't do it on purpose!
a woman is smiling with the words oh my god written below her
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December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't do it on purpose!
Wait... how did you know I was napping? Waking up to that thought is unfairly yummy.
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wait... how did you know I was napping? Waking up to that thought is unfairly yummy.
Roll cake! But madam... I have yet to see a drop of wine !!! 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Roll cake! But madam... I have yet to see a drop of wine !!! 🤣
I did not, yet. 😅
I told you it was gonna be my sunday sentence! 🫂
I told you it was gonna be my sunday sentence! 🫂
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I did not, yet. 😅
I told you it was gonna be my sunday sentence! 🫂
I told you it was gonna be my sunday sentence! 🫂
You made every little corner feel so cosy and festive! Beautiful, beautiful pictures. 🤍
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
You made every little corner feel so cosy and festive! Beautiful, beautiful pictures. 🤍
I’m glad you let yourself lean into the kindness people send your way.
This time of year can be heavy, consider this me adding one more little bit of softness to your pile. Hug received and returned. 🤍🫂
This time of year can be heavy, consider this me adding one more little bit of softness to your pile. Hug received and returned. 🤍🫂
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I’m glad you let yourself lean into the kindness people send your way.
This time of year can be heavy, consider this me adding one more little bit of softness to your pile. Hug received and returned. 🤍🫂
This time of year can be heavy, consider this me adding one more little bit of softness to your pile. Hug received and returned. 🤍🫂
I look forward to seeing you lose your mind. 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I look forward to seeing you lose your mind. 🤣
I've been lucky, it has been rainy and cloudy but she keeps showing up. 😊
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I've been lucky, it has been rainy and cloudy but she keeps showing up. 😊
That is too beautiful! It's only fair i give them all. 🤍
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That is too beautiful! It's only fair i give them all. 🤍
Have them all! You can have them all!! How do you still have all this in that brain of yours??
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December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Have them all! You can have them all!! How do you still have all this in that brain of yours??
We're about to enter the “knot” era again… except this time the plot twist is whatever mystery item is in the hair. 🥴
I can't be looking at this 50 times too!
I can't be looking at this 50 times too!
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We're about to enter the “knot” era again… except this time the plot twist is whatever mystery item is in the hair. 🥴
I can't be looking at this 50 times too!
I can't be looking at this 50 times too!
You know what else is awol? My patience.
a woman with her eyes closed and the words " let me just take a " below her
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December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You know what else is awol? My patience.
Checklist: cute wiggle ✔️
pants ✔️
butt ✔️
Hair that short?? Absolutely illegal. Why so short??
pants ✔️
butt ✔️
Hair that short?? Absolutely illegal. Why so short??
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Checklist: cute wiggle ✔️
pants ✔️
butt ✔️
Hair that short?? Absolutely illegal. Why so short??
pants ✔️
butt ✔️
Hair that short?? Absolutely illegal. Why so short??
If i like something then everyone needs to know about it!
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December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If i like something then everyone needs to know about it!
I'm too biased to say otherwise. I absolutely love them.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm too biased to say otherwise. I absolutely love them.