Elisabeth
@temptedeli.bsky.social
I run on coffee, cold weather, and dark humor. The coffee is non-negotiable. Reading quiets my overworked brain.
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Sometimes friends come up with gems like this one. 😁 #sundaysentence author: @labrini.bsky.social 🤍
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sometimes friends come up with gems like this one. 😁 #sundaysentence author: @labrini.bsky.social 🤍
Kind reminder, I'll text everyone on the 11th with your Secret Santa pair and send you the calendar. And until the 10th you're more than welcome to join us. 🤍
I reached out to everyone individually, but I’m sharing this here as well. If anyone is still considering joining, you’re more than welcome to do so until the 10th when I’ll draw the names. 🤍
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Kind reminder, I'll text everyone on the 11th with your Secret Santa pair and send you the calendar. And until the 10th you're more than welcome to join us. 🤍
It was either her or the clouds. Some days you just can't win.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It was either her or the clouds. Some days you just can't win.
Do not post that kind of shit under my comment. It’s not only rude to me, it’s rude to the person who was kind enough to reply to me. Common sense seems to be completely AWOL these days. Have some damn awareness.
a man stands in front of a luggage claim sign and says c'mon
ALT: a man stands in front of a luggage claim sign and says c'mon
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December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Do not post that kind of shit under my comment. It’s not only rude to me, it’s rude to the person who was kind enough to reply to me. Common sense seems to be completely AWOL these days. Have some damn awareness.
I must say, this should absolutely not surprise anyone. I lived in their songs this year.
#SpotifyWrapped
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#SpotifyWrapped
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O meu Wrapped 2025
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December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I must say, this should absolutely not surprise anyone. I lived in their songs this year.
#SpotifyWrapped
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#SpotifyWrapped
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Me at 8 p.m.: I need to finish the pantry, and it isn't finished until the painting is on the wall.
Sis: do it next time.
8 broken screws and many curse words later but it’s up on the wall. I don't care if it goes wrong or how long it takes, if I say I'm gonna do it, then I'm gonna do it.
Sis: do it next time.
8 broken screws and many curse words later but it’s up on the wall. I don't care if it goes wrong or how long it takes, if I say I'm gonna do it, then I'm gonna do it.
a woman wearing glasses is smiling and clapping while watching the great canadian baking show
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is smiling and clapping while watching the great canadian baking show
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November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Me at 8 p.m.: I need to finish the pantry, and it isn't finished until the painting is on the wall.
Sis: do it next time.
8 broken screws and many curse words later but it’s up on the wall. I don't care if it goes wrong or how long it takes, if I say I'm gonna do it, then I'm gonna do it.
Sis: do it next time.
8 broken screws and many curse words later but it’s up on the wall. I don't care if it goes wrong or how long it takes, if I say I'm gonna do it, then I'm gonna do it.
Still collecting silence worthy moments.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Still collecting silence worthy moments.
Reposted by Elisabeth
Soup tastes better when you are eating it out of your most beloved bowl. Coffee or tea taste better when you are drinking them from your most cherished mug. A book is more captivating when you’re reading it in your preferred chair.
Denying these facts is akin to denying science itself.
Denying these facts is akin to denying science itself.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Soup tastes better when you are eating it out of your most beloved bowl. Coffee or tea taste better when you are drinking them from your most cherished mug. A book is more captivating when you’re reading it in your preferred chair.
Denying these facts is akin to denying science itself.
Denying these facts is akin to denying science itself.
I just learnt i new slang word and I have to use it somehow...
I'm tired of the tittynope(s.)
I'm tired of the tittynope(s.)
a little girl is sliding down an orange slide with the words " imma leave now " below her
ALT: a little girl is sliding down an orange slide with the words " imma leave now " below her
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I just learnt i new slang word and I have to use it somehow...
I'm tired of the tittynope(s.)
I'm tired of the tittynope(s.)
I reached out to everyone individually, but I’m sharing this here as well. If anyone is still considering joining, you’re more than welcome to do so until the 10th when I’ll draw the names. 🤍
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I reached out to everyone individually, but I’m sharing this here as well. If anyone is still considering joining, you’re more than welcome to do so until the 10th when I’ll draw the names. 🤍
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
No matter how beautiful you are, how little damage you do, they will still call you a weed if you manage to thrive where they’ve decided you should not grow. - L.E Bowman #sundaysentence 📚💙
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
No matter how beautiful you are, how little damage you do, they will still call you a weed if you manage to thrive where they’ve decided you should not grow. - L.E Bowman #sundaysentence 📚💙
Collected bits from the past couple of days, I’ve been catching so many beautiful moments.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Collected bits from the past couple of days, I’ve been catching so many beautiful moments.
I was just outside for a second but my lungs haven't stopped asking 'girl, why?!' 😆❄
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I was just outside for a second but my lungs haven't stopped asking 'girl, why?!' 😆❄
I posted this on a story but forgot to put it here too. We’re at 8 people so far, and I’ll be doing it for everyone who already said yes. If you’d like to join in on the fun, just leave a comment or send me a DM. 🎄🤍
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I posted this on a story but forgot to put it here too. We’re at 8 people so far, and I’ll be doing it for everyone who already said yes. If you’d like to join in on the fun, just leave a comment or send me a DM. 🎄🤍
Quiet things, warm things, silly things… the usual. 🤍
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Quiet things, warm things, silly things… the usual. 🤍
Sunlight and silence.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sunlight and silence.
A messy morning ramble with coffee, giggles, minor frog trauma, knot confusion, advent calendar plotting, and my usual book commentary. Standard Eli morning. 🤍
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November 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
A messy morning ramble with coffee, giggles, minor frog trauma, knot confusion, advent calendar plotting, and my usual book commentary. Standard Eli morning. 🤍
soundgasm.net/u/temptedeli...
soundgasm.net/u/temptedeli...
"We make love in the company of guilt, shelter weakness in our hearts, give safety to dangerous thoughts and throw them to the pool of fate." - John Saunders
#sundaysentence 💙📚
#sundaysentence 💙📚
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"We make love in the company of guilt, shelter weakness in our hearts, give safety to dangerous thoughts and throw them to the pool of fate." - John Saunders
#sundaysentence 💙📚
#sundaysentence 💙📚
I'm gonna burn this house to the fucking ground!
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm gonna burn this house to the fucking ground!
Vacation Eli reporting in: coffee brewing, Jack meowing, birds doing background vocals. If you want a cosy little ramble to start your day, here you go ☕🐾🤍
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Vacation Eli reporting in: coffee brewing, Jack meowing, birds doing background vocals. If you want a cosy little ramble to start your day, here you go ☕🐾🤍
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Not to be dramatic but I just survived a garage horror movie. RIP frog, but you came at me first and i panicked! 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Not to be dramatic but I just survived a garage horror movie. RIP frog, but you came at me first and i panicked! 🥺
You’d Be Right
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November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
