awww! the kids are nice

actually I think what you want is to not die alone ;) but you will

like I literally feel bad for people trapped in relationships or with children! I can comprehend people like supposedly choosing it but I just don’t buy it lol yall don’t seem like you want it either

couldn’t be clearer that I am not jealous, I think it’s literally disgusting, I‘d rather watch videos of surgeries than ever ever ever watch two people kiss, can’t imagine anything more repugnant than the general affair

ah the craft of not fixing one’s dog

I am free of want — are the anhedonic closer to nirvana? I like to think so

sweep me up in boiling floodwaters i’m done

want to be warmed by the encroachment of a house fire onto my entire body

taking bets on it being Kissinger’s ghost

I just want to go home. I hate this entire planet.

starting to think men are an actual locus of evil in a literal way

reminds me when the mormons tried converting Anne Frank and then had to apologize to us lol

(🎶goldfinger) old hooker!