kermit the pawg
@televisiondinner.bsky.social
hot takes from a cold stone. former journalist. current meat-covered skeleton floating untethered in space » they/them
author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
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Here’s a poem about the Bad Space Billionaires from the back cover of Saturn Returns, my latest #poetry collection, which you can purchase here so you have something to read when they cut our internet access: shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...
bro thank god I can’t get anyone pregnant
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
bro thank god I can’t get anyone pregnant
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December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
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“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
I cannot fucking imagine how painful and scary this must feel. how much time, energy, money, and hope goes into getting your citizenship. absolutely awful and illegal.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I cannot fucking imagine how painful and scary this must feel. how much time, energy, money, and hope goes into getting your citizenship. absolutely awful and illegal.
so the problem is this website is boring
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
so the problem is this website is boring
frank gehry was still alive?!
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
frank gehry was still alive?!
haha. my old career is dead. my backup career is dying and so is ”the dream” one. so. what the fuck am I supposed to do for a living
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
haha. my old career is dead. my backup career is dying and so is ”the dream” one. so. what the fuck am I supposed to do for a living
jeepers creepers
where‘d you get that BBL
where‘d you get that BBL
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
jeepers creepers
where‘d you get that BBL
where‘d you get that BBL
is this an award for zombie most likely to crawl out of hell and grab the whole earth by the balls
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
is this an award for zombie most likely to crawl out of hell and grab the whole earth by the balls
grease is the time? it’s the place? the motion? not just like, a lubricant?
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
grease is the time? it’s the place? the motion? not just like, a lubricant?
thinking about whoever is still wheatpasting co$t signs all over williamsburg. bless them
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
thinking about whoever is still wheatpasting co$t signs all over williamsburg. bless them
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The guidance includes a provision denying H-1B visas to anyone who has ever used social media to describe members of the administration as "sweaty bald wannabee-goebbels racist-ass wormtongue fucks," though a spokesperson for State denied the provision was in reference to any specific individual.
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The guidance includes a provision denying H-1B visas to anyone who has ever used social media to describe members of the administration as "sweaty bald wannabee-goebbels racist-ass wormtongue fucks," though a spokesperson for State denied the provision was in reference to any specific individual.
baby let’s just all pack it the fuck up on this year. like who even needs three more weeks of this shit. I need a fucking break chillin in the void for 7-12 business days
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
baby let’s just all pack it the fuck up on this year. like who even needs three more weeks of this shit. I need a fucking break chillin in the void for 7-12 business days
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Do you ever feel like the whole world has a gas leak?
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Do you ever feel like the whole world has a gas leak?
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Why the truth about Hegseth's role in the boat strike in the Caribbean will never come out:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-hegset...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-hegset...
Why Hegseth's Alleged War Crime Will Never Be Revealed
Lethal strike on alleged drug boat in Caribbean is shrouded in an above-top secret world
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why the truth about Hegseth's role in the boat strike in the Caribbean will never come out:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-hegset...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-hegset...
am I only happy when the moon is full?! the fuck does that mean
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
am I only happy when the moon is full?! the fuck does that mean
having many middle aged opinions and feelings this year, which is weird for a teenager
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
having many middle aged opinions and feelings this year, which is weird for a teenager
so like what’s with this hall and oates album where they’re both wearing full beats
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
so like what’s with this hall and oates album where they’re both wearing full beats
income inequality
What's the biggest problem in poetry today? Understood the same way you might understand, What's the biggest problem in physics today? Is it Dark Matter? Love of the Particular Stymied by the Pervasiveness of Pop Culture?
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
income inequality
when a bitch has seen enough for one day and it’s not even noon
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
when a bitch has seen enough for one day and it’s not even noon
🎶men are not okay🎶
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🎶men are not okay🎶
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if cisfeminist orgs don't have the resources to be able to protect a minority of women who are currently under mass attack as a conduit to control all women then they've become utterly subservient to the patriarchal state, unfortunately
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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(frank from it’s always sunny voice) the fog of whore
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
(frank from it’s always sunny voice) the fog of whore