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tim d.o'
@tee-dee-oh.bsky.social
· Mar 3
Every Pritzker Prize laureate, if they were a Muppet...
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thinking, for no reason in particular, about that time Joe Biden called a guy "Fat" but not like he said that guy was fat, he addressed him as if his name was Fat.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
thinking, for no reason in particular, about that time Joe Biden called a guy "Fat" but not like he said that guy was fat, he addressed him as if his name was Fat.
my "don't disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending against indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my "don't disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending against indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
this neighborhood kid dressed as the lorax for Halloween and was so oddly off-putting that my 2yo nephew is still bringing it up unprovoked. every few days it's "no lorax, don't like lorax."
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
this neighborhood kid dressed as the lorax for Halloween and was so oddly off-putting that my 2yo nephew is still bringing it up unprovoked. every few days it's "no lorax, don't like lorax."
the remarkably consistent through-line, for the past decade, from Trump and now his entire party, is that the wealthy elites of the world should be able to decide who lives and dies.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the remarkably consistent through-line, for the past decade, from Trump and now his entire party, is that the wealthy elites of the world should be able to decide who lives and dies.
as a matter of basic math housing would be cheaper if we murdered tens of millions of people but just hear me out, maybe it's not good policy?
HUD Secretary Scott Turner: "I want to get to the root: over 12 million illegal aliens came into our country, which has put a great strain on our housing supply and affordability."
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
as a matter of basic math housing would be cheaper if we murdered tens of millions of people but just hear me out, maybe it's not good policy?
my only wish is that this horror charade ends quickly enough that John C Reilly gets to play this part in the farcical retelling of it.
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my only wish is that this horror charade ends quickly enough that John C Reilly gets to play this part in the farcical retelling of it.
I don't think many people fully grasp just how much money a billion dollars is or how much money the richest people really have.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't think many people fully grasp just how much money a billion dollars is or how much money the richest people really have.
this headline would have been worthy of criticism in 2017. in 2025 it's straight up criminal malpractice.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this headline would have been worthy of criticism in 2017. in 2025 it's straight up criminal malpractice.
my kid every time I open the freezer..
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my kid every time I open the freezer..
actually the "e" in emails stands for ephebophile
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
actually the "e" in emails stands for ephebophile
putting aside some money and very specific instructions in my will to hire a hitman in the event that someone tries to reincarnate me through an AI slop app.
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is... a product that shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. www.welcometohellworld.com/for-all-thei...
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
putting aside some money and very specific instructions in my will to hire a hitman in the event that someone tries to reincarnate me through an AI slop app.
wouldn't it be a beautiful narrative ending if his emails are what brought the whole wretched thing down
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
wouldn't it be a beautiful narrative ending if his emails are what brought the whole wretched thing down
scrolling through facebook reminding all the women I went to high school with that they had very strong feelings about pedophiles when Joe Biden stood kinda close to a girl once but they've been really quiet this year.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
scrolling through facebook reminding all the women I went to high school with that they had very strong feelings about pedophiles when Joe Biden stood kinda close to a girl once but they've been really quiet this year.
meritocracy is back.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
meritocracy is back.
wait is the government using DoorDash reports, OR did DoorDash sponsor the government report?
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
wait is the government using DoorDash reports, OR did DoorDash sponsor the government report?
Deltek Schrempf. is that anything?
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Deltek Schrempf. is that anything?
"the legend lives on from the siuslaw on down of the big whale they blew up in florence..."
November 12th, 1970, 450kg of dynamite is placed in the sand on the leeward side of the 45ft deceased sperm whale, the resulting blast is recorded and broadcast on KATU
the explosion launched chunks of whale nearly a fifth of a mile, some large enough to damage vehicles
the explosion launched chunks of whale nearly a fifth of a mile, some large enough to damage vehicles
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"the legend lives on from the siuslaw on down of the big whale they blew up in florence..."
they should try having the northern lights on a clear night sometime.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
they should try having the northern lights on a clear night sometime.
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
It's genuinely a better premise, and plays well into the secret agent mythology, to assume "James Bond" is a code name for whichever agent holds the title at the time.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's genuinely a better premise, and plays well into the secret agent mythology, to assume "James Bond" is a code name for whichever agent holds the title at the time.
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fellas is it normal for a funding bill to waive the sovereign immunity of the united states government in the context of when senators are targets of federal investigation
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
fellas is it normal for a funding bill to waive the sovereign immunity of the united states government in the context of when senators are targets of federal investigation