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Teddy 🍄
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Local good boy ✨Friend to all cats and mushrooms 🍄 trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (he/they)
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Frank's ashes were delivered yesterday. I hope I won't be needing their services again soon, but when my cats eventually pass I'll be contacting Pet Peace again, they were wonderful.
a photograph of the cremation certificate for Frank, a recently deceased but still very loved orange and white tabby cat. His ashes are held in a cardboard tube illustrated with a colorful, joyful tableau of animals who have crossed the "rainbow bridge". In front of the ashes there is a first class boarding pass to "Pawtopia" in Frank's name, and pictured in the background is a photo frame containing Frank's paw print done in black ink.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A screenshot from The Simpsons, showing Bart Simpson strutting in pink high heels.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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This is Frank who passed away a few weeks ago. He was the most joyful, curious, sweetheart of a boy who I will miss for the rest of my life. He was a friend to every cat, and appointed me an honorary cat in his heart.
Frank, a ginger and white cat with green eyes, sits on the outside windowsill. Frank, is sprawled on a grassy patio, his mouth open like he's mid-sentence. Frank and his human pose with their heads together, Frank is licking his own nose. Frank enjoys the dappled sunlight sitting atop the water heater.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The first time he's fully loafed on my lap (he will only come near me when I sit on this exact spot)
Tippet, a small brown and black tabby cat, loafs on the lap of his human.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Another one bites the dust.
A meme in which a photo of a Toyota Corolla is shown with the words "My deepest Toyota Corollances" in reference to Dick Cheney's passing.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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ludicrous behavior
Digby, a brown and white tabby cat, is sleeping deeply, using his human's hand as a pillow. His tongue is visible poking out from his slightly open mouth.
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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eeping
a close up of Digby's nose and mouth while he sleeps. Digby is a brown and white tabby cat.
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I'm dizzy and my perfect boy has stationed himself on my lap so I can't go anywhere.
digby, a brown and white tabby cat is curled up on the pink towel on his human's lap.
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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“What’s your flavour? Tell me what’s your flavour oooh!”
Digby, a brown and white tabby cat, gives his arm a tongue bath
October 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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My oldest friend just made my day, dang. (Her kiddo is 5 years old)
A screenshot of a chat that reads “Hello! Kid and I had a bit of a conversation about LGBTQIA+ and it came up that you’re a boy now but used to be a girl. Kid said “well he did a really great job. He looks fantastic!” And now our drink bottles are singing to each other about the importance of drinking water. That’s unrelated but I thought I’d tell you anyway haha.” Followed by the response “Omg that’s so precious! He’s doing a great job at being a boy too!”
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Hedonism on display
Frank, an orange and white feral cat is lounging on his cushion atop the air conditioning unit, his left paw dangling in a relaxed fashion.
October 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Thoughts and prayers etc.
A meme featuring a photograph of a brown Toyota Corrolla, and the text “my deepest Toyota Corrollances”
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Tippet will only come near me when I’m sitting on my bed like this. The moment he saw me pull the blankets across my legs he ran over and plonked himself down for pats.
Tippet, a small black and brown tabby cat who is extremely skittish, is lying on the blanket on his human’s lap, enjoying some gentle pats.
September 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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This guy yelled at my back door until I came out to enjoy the sun with him. Singlehandedly protecting me from vitamin d deficiency.
Frank, a ginger and white feral cat, is lying on his side, warming his tummy in the sun next to the human he has adopted as his own.
August 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Not a very good picture, but Frank has learned how to climb onto my lap under my Oodie to Experience Warmth.
A top down photo of the inside of an Oodie, the person wearing the Oodie is wearing a yellow t-shirt and blue zip-through jacket underneath. The back half of an orange and white cat is also visible
August 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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A meme fron The Simpsons, in which an unnamed male character screams “This enormous woman will devour us all!” With a look of terror on his face.
August 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Happiest boy on the planet 🧡 all he wants in life is a full tummy and someone to keep him company
Franklin, a ginger and white feral cat, is curled up on a blanket in a box, squinting contentedly to the human taking his picture.
July 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Meme from Arrested Development, in which a woman says: “it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”
July 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Loud criminal and kitten bullier, 1000 years dungeon
Franklin, a ginger and white feral cat, sits atop his favourite garbage bin in the sun, relaxing after a long night of picking fights with kittens and keeping the human that feeds him awake.
July 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I just had to run outside to stop this idiot from fighting a literal kitten (who is probably his) who came for dinner. I’m calling the vet on Monday to get this guy neutered.
Franklin, a ginger and white cat sits atop a garbage bin, staring into the middle distance, probably thinking about how he definitely would have taught that kitten who’s boss if I hadn’t intervened.
July 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Tumblr is still so good after all these years
A screenshot from Tumblr, showing a text post by a user called “the muff diving rodent,” which reads: “ using the traffic light system during a kink scene, but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows I don’t support car-dependent infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary.”
July 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Sunbaking with Peggy
Peggy, an elderly grey tabby cat, lies on her human’s bed in a patch of sunlight
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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At least today’s cancelled plans means I can spend the day with my sleepy guy.
Digby, a brown and white tabby cat, sleeps peacefully on top of his cat tree.
June 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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My cravings got too powerful, so I hobbled to the ice cream shop around the corner in my pyjamas. The earl grey choc ice cream was worth the pain!
A hand holds an ice cream cone with two scoops of ice cream under a streetlight. The top scoop is choc malt, the second scoop is earl grey chocolate.
June 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Last night this stinkman found his favourite box as I was about to put it in the bin, so now I guess I need to keep it till it disintegrates in the rain.
Franklin, an orange and white feral cat, lies in his favorite crumpled and torn box.
June 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM