Ted Strong
@tedstrong.bsky.social
I garden, I have chickens, I spend a lot of time outside. A long time ago I was a reporter.
Did someone tell the Eagles that Mahomes is actually Santa Claus?
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Did someone tell the Eagles that Mahomes is actually Santa Claus?
Cleaning while the wife is away? Time to leaf blow the living room.
December 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Cleaning while the wife is away? Time to leaf blow the living room.
The chickens' Thanksgiving feast.
November 28, 2024 at 6:47 PM
The chickens' Thanksgiving feast.
In Mexico, they call rattlesnakes "víbora cascabel."
víbora = viper
cascabel = jingle bell
Does this mean Mexican rattlesnakes are "jingle bell vipers"?
víbora = viper
cascabel = jingle bell
Does this mean Mexican rattlesnakes are "jingle bell vipers"?
February 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
In Mexico, they call rattlesnakes "víbora cascabel."
víbora = viper
cascabel = jingle bell
Does this mean Mexican rattlesnakes are "jingle bell vipers"?
víbora = viper
cascabel = jingle bell
Does this mean Mexican rattlesnakes are "jingle bell vipers"?
Sitting here scrolling through memes at the breakfast table and realized it's just the 21st Century version of reading the funny papers.
February 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Sitting here scrolling through memes at the breakfast table and realized it's just the 21st Century version of reading the funny papers.
While grabbing chives for today's meal, I was shocked to see our strawberries have produced another round of berries just in time for Thanksgiving. 🌱
November 23, 2023 at 8:22 PM
While grabbing chives for today's meal, I was shocked to see our strawberries have produced another round of berries just in time for Thanksgiving. 🌱
Sweetening my coffee with molasses this morning. And when my uncaffeinated brain thinks about it, "molasses" kinda sounds like a naughty magazine for rodents.
October 25, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Sweetening my coffee with molasses this morning. And when my uncaffeinated brain thinks about it, "molasses" kinda sounds like a naughty magazine for rodents.
You'd really think that the animal kept in a mews would be kittens, but no.
October 21, 2023 at 8:11 PM
You'd really think that the animal kept in a mews would be kittens, but no.
Found several patches of this interesting-looking #mushroom in the woods this morning. Anyone know what it might be?
October 7, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Found several patches of this interesting-looking #mushroom in the woods this morning. Anyone know what it might be?
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I guess the Bureau of Prisons didn't like my story about how the Bureau of Prisons employed serial rapists and then let them retire without prosecution after they admitted it.
October 6, 2023 at 5:45 PM
I guess the Bureau of Prisons didn't like my story about how the Bureau of Prisons employed serial rapists and then let them retire without prosecution after they admitted it.
You only wonder why it's called maypop until you step on one on the ground.
October 6, 2023 at 1:17 PM
You only wonder why it's called maypop until you step on one on the ground.
Today my chickens found the puffballs I'd been hoping to pick in a couple days. No mushrooms for me, but the chickens liked them.
September 29, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Today my chickens found the puffballs I'd been hoping to pick in a couple days. No mushrooms for me, but the chickens liked them.