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Ted Magee
@tedmagee.bsky.social
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Utilizo el internet, y a veces voy al mundo desconectado. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. AI sucks omg, did the bubble burst yet? He/him.
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Kodak Jiffy camera
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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My grandfather’s Kodak Jiffy camera. Uses 620 #film but I was able to load some 120 onto a spool still inside it
A Kodak Jiffy camera with the box A label inside the camera The Kodak Jiffy camera
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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photoshopping myself into images
A painting of dogs playing poker and smoking. I photoshopped myself into the game.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Have a good weekend (not really my hair and beard)
A photoshopped image of Ted Magee (this bluesky user) with long 1970s style hair and a beard. It is not his real hair and beard.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Is he good?
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Wow, Cervantes is amazing. Author and performer.
An audiobook of Don Quijote De La Mancha and below the title it says "Read by cervantes"
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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the camera and a photo
A Brownie Special Six-16 camera, introduced 1938, with a roll of 120 film and some plastic adaptors to make the film fit in the camera (which would use 616 film but it is no longer made) a long 2-hour exposure of the night sky, with bright orange from light leaks on the edges and lots of dust on the image. The stars are stretched into curving streaks as time passed during the exposure.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Pretty hot stuff. Photo by me, 2020
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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a person dressed as a fully-armored knight with a sword on their belt. They are also holding a large assault-rifle in one hand
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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A social media account "San Miguel Sheriff" posted that "A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145"... with an image A social media account "San Miguel Sheriff" posted that "Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking" a road, and the post includes an image of the rock on the road
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Text above the image: Waitress: how is everything? Me: a coyote or wolf with a large rodent hanging out of its mouth as it eats.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Text: Nobody: Me: Ever think about this? The image below shows two versions of the Hamburger Helper character. On the left, he has his big smile, as always, and on the right is a kind of x-ray version showing a bizarre skeleton in which he has two legs and four arms and a skull right in the middle
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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unknown artist
A diagram of a movie theater with what looks like an endless black screen of credits on it. An arrow suggests that the theater should move down next to the credits, like an elevator, as opposed to the credits moving up on the screen. Either way, the viewing experience would be the same. But it's an odd diagram.
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I have questions
an old man with a cigarette hanging out of one nostril. He is holding up two pieces of paper with a handwritten message on them. Together, the words read: DON'T BE A SLUT JUST BE SEXY
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Hilda the cat a few years ago
a tabby cat drinking water from a bright red bucket
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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A very realistic humanoid robot staring a dead stare. What looks like subtitle text reads "Don't be afraid of the robot! Come closer."
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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this clickbait has been altered
An image and text in what looks like a clickbait ad showing some kind of cylindrical body part with veins and arteries illustrated. The text reads "MEN: Do not cut of your penis. Here's why. Nitro Drive / Sponsored"
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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a Wendy's Hamburgers sign. The letters below the sign says "try our new demon flesh"
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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From the show The Simpsons, a US Army recruitment poster showing a US soldier facing foreign solders. The poster's text reads "Join the Army and see the opposing army!"
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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unknown photographer
kids at a table in an old photograph from maybe the 1970s or 1980s. One boy seems to have a very long extended arm, but on closer examination, it is both his own arm and someone else's forearm which appear to be connected
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Me and my homie this weekend
two dogs at a bar, each with a glass of beer or a cocktail
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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On the set of Star Wars (1979)
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Krusty the Clown on his own show within the show The Simpsons; he is looking very drunk and tired
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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a bathroom sink made out of the casing of a car's transmission (I think)
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM