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Ted Magee
@tedmagee.bsky.social
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Utilizo el internet, y a veces voy al mundo desconectado. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. AI sucks omg, did the bubble burst yet? He/him.
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Ted Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · May 17
street art in Austin, Texas / arte callejero en Austin, Texas
A painting on a wall of a bear with lasers shooting out of its eyes. Text under the painting says “Laser Bear Don’t Care”
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November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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"His method of tooth extraction is unorthodox but highly effective" Strip Mall Karate Dentist
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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fullslack.bsky.social
me and my new followers
ET costume character standing by a fuzzy cat Character with a heart and someone in a Vegas performer style feather outfit
February 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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davidbcooper.bsky.social
BONUS MOE-NESS: Play Moh

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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teresa555.bsky.social
Me logging on everyday
Woman (doll) frowning with the words: Me thinking I'm hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
My sock keeps slipping down and bunching up inside my shoe and it's making me want to commit crimes
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Fozymandias, King of Kings, says "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Statler and Waldorf (The Comedians) say "Somethings' wrong with his act, and it might be this bear!")
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
people forget but air bud was an absolute liability on defense
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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dedart.bsky.social
I painted another 40k thing haha.
Ghazghkull Thraka
Oil painting on panel 16"x20"
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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fullslack.bsky.social
art by Jerome Podwil
retro scifi art of astronauts in fear surrounded by life structures with faces in them
November 29, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
live every moment as if it’s your last
Overhead electronic road sign reads "WINTER CONDITIONS, DRIVE WITH CAKE."
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
Text of original tweet: Ritual mountaineering axe with heart‑shaped openwork. Japan. Nanbokucho to Muromachi period, 14th century AD. Forged iron head; wooden shaft spiral‑wrapped with a bronze strip; H 179.8 cm, blade 28 x 25.5 cm. Collection: Nara National Museum. Classified as an Important Cultural Property. Those two hearts are not about romance. In Japan they are inome, the boar’s eye, a very old apotropaic sign cut into weapons, temple fittings and even windows to draw off misfortune and summon courage. The motif has been in use for well over a millennium and you can still see inome windows at temples like Shōju‑in in Kyoto. Text of QRT (Japanese): 室町時代の日本に魔法少女（戦闘美少女？）がいた証拠だ
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I was gonna draw a normal guy and say he was a werewolf during a waning moon but discovered i never finished this doodle of astronauts making out, so I did that instead
Ballpoint pen sketch on a post-it note of astronauts in space, fully suited up, in each other’s arms with their helmets pressed together
September 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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What are you wearing? Send me a picture.
Me:
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-¿Qué llevas puesto ?, mándame foto.
-Yo :
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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-¿Qué llevas puesto ?, mándame foto.
-Yo :
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Let's learn Spanish!
Diarrea persistente Persistent diarrhea guy on toilet leaning forward image.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
she better run
Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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There's a great prints selection of my classic illustrated reports from @privateeyenews.bsky.social at

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November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
tedmagee.bsky.social
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
tedmagee.bsky.social
Put 'em to work!
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Meowdy! Have you eaten today? Join me by the fire for some beans. Cowboy cat holding a can of beans by a fire
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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A very judgy Spectacled Owl at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica

#nature #birds #owls
Close-up of a dark brown owl with bright yellow eyes perched on a moss-covered branch, facing the camera against a blurred green forest background.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM