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teddykanikami.bsky.social
Teddy Kanikami
@teddykanikami.bsky.social
Streamer on the Twitch and Youtubes. Eldritch crab-being. Very tired. Likes snacks.
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: [email protected]
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Shorter week this week as I've got work and a baby shower to be at

Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
VOD time: last week's Chat Choice was MORE BALLS youtu.be/nV3cB2giyKU I love balls, but it was a short one in order to raid the MMM kickoff
Ball x Pit - Chat Choice Time! - Twitch VOD 15 November 2025
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
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November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's always wild when someone gives a string of interesting information and then drops a nugget about not believing the moon landing or some such. Like, okay, now I gotta file everything you said under 'lunatic ramblings' because who knows what, if any, was actually real.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
VOD alert! youtu.be/SAh0GDCq09w DaVinki Balls
The House of Da Vinci / Ball x Pit - Da Final Vinki - Twitch VOD 14 November 2025
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
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November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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It's okay, Geoff just hasn't met Pinky☆ yet.
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In case you'd like the whole VOD, we've got that too, today youtu.be/4f-cLPMF9j8
Promise Mascot Agency - Joyride - Twitch VOD 13 November 2025
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
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November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I had to see it, so must you all youtube.com/shorts/vNILX... she seems so happy
Shibari Pinky
YouTube video by Teddy Mediums
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November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Shorter week this week as I've got work and a baby shower to be at

Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
VOD for you all today: youtu.be/RRIPgDmVuAA
My POV of @implodingzombie.bsky.social totally carrying us through some spy missions
Escape Simulator - Juice box, shaken, not stirred - Twitch VOD 12 November 2025
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November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The World Character Summit 2025 in Hanyu City today
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I want to play the new Katamri SO BAD but there's also SO MANY other good games that I have already purchased

Guess I know what to do with my next paycheck
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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THE TACO IS NIGH!

It's that time of the year again: @metalmealmeltdown.com has begun and OBG is taking part by descending the culinary layers of Hell in search of the perfect cross section cut of the SNL Taco Town Taco 🌮

See you Friday 11/21 @ 4PM EST
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Chat voted for balls, and we got some nice town progress in

We wrapped super early, because it's the start of Metal Meal Meltdown and we need to raid @goobers515.com because YOU ALL SHOULD BE THERE FOR THE KICKOFF AND GIVE MONEY FOR TO HELP THE KIDS

Go watch goobs www.twitch.tv/goobers515 and give
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Chat Choice day is upon us again! A long list of games to choose from today, whichever gets the most votes in the first 30 minutes is what we play www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Get in early and change the course of HISTORY
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This starts tonight! I may not be taking part, but I'm still going to push you all to go check out all these streams as you can and GIVE MONEY FOR THEM THAR KIDS
🤘🔥 1 WEEK UNTIL #MetalMealMelt2025 🔥🤘

Starting Saturday 11/15 5PM PACIFIC TIME, we start a full week of streams to raise money for @StJudePLAYLIVE!

Keep an eye on the schedule for every melter that will be bringing the food, metal, and hype until 11/22!

#MetalMealMelt2025
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Da vinci is da donezi. Chat chose to do some Ball x Pit runs after and were very helpful!

We raided @rustyrobotfactory.bsky.social so share the love to the robot

Tomorrow: chat choice!
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We're finishing House of Da Vinci tonight www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami If we finish early I don't know what we'll do :3
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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✨️ Male #Vtubers ✨️

I want YOU 🫵 to drop your png for me, so I can practice drawing some dudes. This will be something I do over time and each piece will be different. Some sketches, some headshots, some full body with color.

If you're ok with a surprise draw, comment!
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We're definitely at endgame now. Next time will have to be sidequest cleanup for sure.

We raided @overboredgaming.bsky.social for some Ghost of Yotei, which sadly lacks mascots

Tomorrow: DA VINKI
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Time to finally get back to the big game pre-halloween month www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Promise Mascot Agency time, we are late game and must collect!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I just realized that probably not everyone that follows me also follows Dan and so may have missed my most genius idea to date:

Pneumatic Cloaca

There, now ALL of you get to think of it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"I looked it up and AI said this is a known issue" - my boss. This place is going to burn down someday from incompetence
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Name's Kanikami. Teddy Kanikami. Super Spy extraordinaire. Extraordinary because of my ability to fumble around like a moron while Liz solved everything. BUT I PUSHED THE BUTTON, SO I GOT THE CLOSEUP, HAH!

We raided @goobers515.com because COIN PUSHER

Tomorrow: Mascots
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
LIVE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I are spies now. Escape Sim DLC time!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I need everyone to know I upgraded my cock
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I think this read is the one that baffles me the most about AI-pilled execs. It’s the ultimate telling on themselves and they don’t even see it.

Every exec forcing AI on creatives is *screaming* that they just do not care about the quality of their company’s experiences.
i know theyre trying to be funny or whatever, but it's such a self-dig as well. whenever execs push AI onto their creative studios I cant help but think-- this is your standard? your standard for excellence is to drivel out the dopiest bullshit? you think this is good enough? you're fucked.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM