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Teddy Kanikami
@teddykanikami.bsky.social
Streamer on the Twitch and Youtubes. Eldritch crab-being. Very tired. Likes snacks.
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: [email protected]
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Shorter week this week as I've got work and a baby shower to be at

Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
Shorter week this week as I've got work and a baby shower to be at

Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
VOD for you all today: youtu.be/RRIPgDmVuAA
My POV of @implodingzombie.bsky.social totally carrying us through some spy missions
Escape Simulator - Juice box, shaken, not stirred - Twitch VOD 12 November 2025
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
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November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The World Character Summit 2025 in Hanyu City today
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I want to play the new Katamri SO BAD but there's also SO MANY other good games that I have already purchased

Guess I know what to do with my next paycheck
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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THE TACO IS NIGH!

It's that time of the year again: @metalmealmeltdown.com has begun and OBG is taking part by descending the culinary layers of Hell in search of the perfect cross section cut of the SNL Taco Town Taco 🌮

See you Friday 11/21 @ 4PM EST
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Chat voted for balls, and we got some nice town progress in

We wrapped super early, because it's the start of Metal Meal Meltdown and we need to raid @goobers515.com because YOU ALL SHOULD BE THERE FOR THE KICKOFF AND GIVE MONEY FOR TO HELP THE KIDS

Go watch goobs www.twitch.tv/goobers515 and give
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Chat Choice day is upon us again! A long list of games to choose from today, whichever gets the most votes in the first 30 minutes is what we play www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Get in early and change the course of HISTORY
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This starts tonight! I may not be taking part, but I'm still going to push you all to go check out all these streams as you can and GIVE MONEY FOR THEM THAR KIDS
🤘🔥 1 WEEK UNTIL #MetalMealMelt2025 🔥🤘

Starting Saturday 11/15 5PM PACIFIC TIME, we start a full week of streams to raise money for @StJudePLAYLIVE!

Keep an eye on the schedule for every melter that will be bringing the food, metal, and hype until 11/22!

#MetalMealMelt2025
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Da vinci is da donezi. Chat chose to do some Ball x Pit runs after and were very helpful!

We raided @rustyrobotfactory.bsky.social so share the love to the robot

Tomorrow: chat choice!
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We're finishing House of Da Vinci tonight www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami If we finish early I don't know what we'll do :3
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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✨️ Male #Vtubers ✨️

I want YOU 🫵 to drop your png for me, so I can practice drawing some dudes. This will be something I do over time and each piece will be different. Some sketches, some headshots, some full body with color.

If you're ok with a surprise draw, comment!
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We're definitely at endgame now. Next time will have to be sidequest cleanup for sure.

We raided @overboredgaming.bsky.social for some Ghost of Yotei, which sadly lacks mascots

Tomorrow: DA VINKI
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Time to finally get back to the big game pre-halloween month www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Promise Mascot Agency time, we are late game and must collect!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I just realized that probably not everyone that follows me also follows Dan and so may have missed my most genius idea to date:

Pneumatic Cloaca

There, now ALL of you get to think of it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"I looked it up and AI said this is a known issue" - my boss. This place is going to burn down someday from incompetence
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Name's Kanikami. Teddy Kanikami. Super Spy extraordinaire. Extraordinary because of my ability to fumble around like a moron while Liz solved everything. BUT I PUSHED THE BUTTON, SO I GOT THE CLOSEUP, HAH!

We raided @goobers515.com because COIN PUSHER

Tomorrow: Mascots
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
LIVE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I are spies now. Escape Sim DLC time!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I need everyone to know I upgraded my cock
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I think this read is the one that baffles me the most about AI-pilled execs. It’s the ultimate telling on themselves and they don’t even see it.

Every exec forcing AI on creatives is *screaming* that they just do not care about the quality of their company’s experiences.
i know theyre trying to be funny or whatever, but it's such a self-dig as well. whenever execs push AI onto their creative studios I cant help but think-- this is your standard? your standard for excellence is to drivel out the dopiest bullshit? you think this is good enough? you're fucked.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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No genAI at Kaizen Game Works either, in Promise Mascot Agency or Paradise Killer.

All pure, human nonsense and love.
We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
“It’s important to assume every game company is now using AI.” Nexon CEO comments on role of human creativity as AI tools become the norm
automaton-media.com/en/news/its-...
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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I would die for To-Fu
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I bought some stout that I did not realize would be so chocolatey(?) and HOO BOY let me tell you, when you aren't expecting it, that is such a weird flavor to get hit with.

It's branded as 'fire' i was expecting something ENTIRELY different
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just had an onigiri and a donut and pokemon was right, they're indistinguishable
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I have come to loathe the students of this school. There is not a single one who can put in a request without a 12 email chain of how they should be allowed to do things they aren't allowed to do and which I can't give them permissions for
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Shape of Water is legit my current favorite movie
(we'll see if Frankenstein tops it)
You ever think about what a fucking miracle it is that Shape of Water exists? Not only did GDT manage to get taken seriously enough to win best fucking picture in 2018 but it did so without compromising on being 100% For All You Monsterfuckers Out There. What the fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM