Lara, Bracket 2 Denizen
@technicolormouse.bsky.social
Funny lil' gal with She/Honk pronouns.
I like clowns, horror, having a Ultimate Ironman on Old School RuneScape, and Magic: the Gathering uncommon downshifts.
Boring Mid-20's, Cat Mom, Clown Enthusiast
I like clowns, horror, having a Ultimate Ironman on Old School RuneScape, and Magic: the Gathering uncommon downshifts.
Boring Mid-20's, Cat Mom, Clown Enthusiast
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I want to get back into Magic but I’m Bracket 2 gamer in a Bracket 3-4 world 😔
I got a game in and Ultimecia FUCKS.
Showed up in the late game when I could instantly transform her, get more dungeon and combat triggers, then blink her to reset her and do it again.
Showed up in the late game when I could instantly transform her, get more dungeon and combat triggers, then blink her to reset her and do it again.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I got a game in and Ultimecia FUCKS.
Showed up in the late game when I could instantly transform her, get more dungeon and combat triggers, then blink her to reset her and do it again.
Showed up in the late game when I could instantly transform her, get more dungeon and combat triggers, then blink her to reset her and do it again.
Some Rilsa Rael updates!
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Some Rilsa Rael updates!
I still occasionally lose to that same copy of Olivia in my brother’s Deathtouch + Tim deck.
What were your first four Commander decks?
What were your first four Commander decks?
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I still occasionally lose to that same copy of Olivia in my brother’s Deathtouch + Tim deck.
What were your first four Commander decks?
What were your first four Commander decks?
Perfect Tattoo inspo, ngl
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Perfect Tattoo inspo, ngl
How’s my OSRS Penguin Fashionscape, lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
How’s my OSRS Penguin Fashionscape, lol
I really enjoy the Shiko and Narset precon, and have only lightly upgraded it, but my lord is some of its original cards some real stinkers even for the deck they’re designed for.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I really enjoy the Shiko and Narset precon, and have only lightly upgraded it, but my lord is some of its original cards some real stinkers even for the deck they’re designed for.
I love the hyper nerdy distinctions between types of undead in video games
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I love the hyper nerdy distinctions between types of undead in video games
Trigger Happy is one of these Unfinity cards I wouldn't mind if it was not an acorn/silver border card, ngl.
(I know it's easy to break, but "It triggers." is a very funny line of text)
(I know it's easy to break, but "It triggers." is a very funny line of text)
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trigger Happy is one of these Unfinity cards I wouldn't mind if it was not an acorn/silver border card, ngl.
(I know it's easy to break, but "It triggers." is a very funny line of text)
(I know it's easy to break, but "It triggers." is a very funny line of text)
What’s a magic card you know is good but you just personally can’t stand playing it?
I can’t stand going negative for my card advantage. (outside of extremely GY heavy lists)
I can’t stand going negative for my card advantage. (outside of extremely GY heavy lists)
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What’s a magic card you know is good but you just personally can’t stand playing it?
I can’t stand going negative for my card advantage. (outside of extremely GY heavy lists)
I can’t stand going negative for my card advantage. (outside of extremely GY heavy lists)
Found my solution to stop endlessly singing the alphabet when sorting cards.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Found my solution to stop endlessly singing the alphabet when sorting cards.
a grixis “copies and clones” EDH brew calls for me once again.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
a grixis “copies and clones” EDH brew calls for me once again.
My ex-Mormon hot take is that the church is 80% of the way to being a solid American religion but it’s massively held back by it’s weird mix of conservative rigidity and slow compromise to stop hemorrhaging it’s younger members.
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My ex-Mormon hot take is that the church is 80% of the way to being a solid American religion but it’s massively held back by it’s weird mix of conservative rigidity and slow compromise to stop hemorrhaging it’s younger members.
how your email finds me
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
how your email finds me
How do people feel about Forbid these days in EDH.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
How do people feel about Forbid these days in EDH.
Help, I have UIM autism and started a second UIM on Old School RuneScape.
While my main UIM is gearing up for the end game grinds, I now also have a F2P UIM to afk on the side with the goal of Greenlogging F2P.
While my main UIM is gearing up for the end game grinds, I now also have a F2P UIM to afk on the side with the goal of Greenlogging F2P.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Help, I have UIM autism and started a second UIM on Old School RuneScape.
While my main UIM is gearing up for the end game grinds, I now also have a F2P UIM to afk on the side with the goal of Greenlogging F2P.
While my main UIM is gearing up for the end game grinds, I now also have a F2P UIM to afk on the side with the goal of Greenlogging F2P.
I wonder if PDH will ever allow common legendary creatures to actually be legal as commanders.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I wonder if PDH will ever allow common legendary creatures to actually be legal as commanders.
I just want to get hired at a job that doesn’t make me hate myself and has regular hours, is that too much to ask.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I just want to get hired at a job that doesn’t make me hate myself and has regular hours, is that too much to ask.
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i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
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This is how Digimon digivolutions work.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is how Digimon digivolutions work.
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Im concerned for our brethren
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Im concerned for our brethren
My sister was playing a piece of music called Swan Lake and all I could hear was the main melody from Dragonheart (1996)
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My sister was playing a piece of music called Swan Lake and all I could hear was the main melody from Dragonheart (1996)
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Mutate gets a bad rap as a mechanic, send tweet
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mutate gets a bad rap as a mechanic, send tweet
I watched Ladyhawke blind with my parents last night and I can say with confidence my media literate ass couldn’t predict anything accurately about the film.
9/10, had a lovely time.
9/10, had a lovely time.
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I watched Ladyhawke blind with my parents last night and I can say with confidence my media literate ass couldn’t predict anything accurately about the film.
9/10, had a lovely time.
9/10, had a lovely time.
Having a 1800 total level UIM means I’m allowed to have this opinion right.
Sailing looks very fun but it’s a bummer to have such a weird hurdle for ship functionality. I was expecting the pinch point to just be building the ships TBH.
Sailing looks very fun but it’s a bummer to have such a weird hurdle for ship functionality. I was expecting the pinch point to just be building the ships TBH.
Sailing is very cool but as a UIM the reduced ships storage feels unnecessary.
Ships aren’t banks, simple as.
Ships aren’t banks, simple as.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Having a 1800 total level UIM means I’m allowed to have this opinion right.
Sailing looks very fun but it’s a bummer to have such a weird hurdle for ship functionality. I was expecting the pinch point to just be building the ships TBH.
Sailing looks very fun but it’s a bummer to have such a weird hurdle for ship functionality. I was expecting the pinch point to just be building the ships TBH.